molly mary o'brien
@missmollymary.bsky.social
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music enjoyer, blogger, connoisseur of torani flavoring syrups https://www.ienjoymusic.net/
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my music blog I Enjoy Music is occasionally sent out as a newsletter...would you like to subscribe? i'd love that.

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a graphic advertising I Enjoy Music's newsletter - beneath the words "i enjoy music THE NEWSLETTER" there's a graphic of an envelope, sealed with an iPod (4th gen, i believe)
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Operation Get In The Pit And Try To Love Someone
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everybody wants to be joan didion, no one wants to deliver taut paragraphs of bone-dry self-reflection linked seamlessly to the larger cultural moment by the use of parallel structure
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i haven't stopped thinking about the joke in The Naked Gun where pamela anderson says she went to college in Los Angeles, and liam neeson says "UCLA?" and pamela goes "i see it every day. i live here"
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sometimes that IS how it feels
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they’re calling it “mp3 player with 3.5mm headphone jack autumn”
an mp3 player! playing le risque by king gizzard and the lizard wizard
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the thing about having your own blog or website is you can make some stupid graphics for it. no one is stopping you
a photo of me wearing headphones and listening intently. in the background is a mailbox. in the foreground, pink text that says “Molly Says…”
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if it’s gonna be anything it’s gonna be a freakin chia pudding! words used to have meaning…
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something very 2012 about expressing any kind of feeling at all about overnight oats. MUSH MINDSET
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i was never an overnight oats girl, even though i really wanted to be. cold oat slop never appealed. but then my sister told me overnight oats can be heated up in the microwave. and she was right. hot oat slop good
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they still have to do the Hot To Go dance from the wagon tho 😤
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skipping to the kicker (football pun, yes, INTENDED) for those who fear the tapping of the hyperlink
There is finally a sense of fatigue about this attitude, not a moment too soon. I will be the first to promote millennialmaxxing, aka the embracing of the positive attributes of my generation…ooo is that the sound of “Paper Planes” wafting in? Finger guns up!!...but there are attributes we must let go of. The vaguebooking, the surface-level feminism, the performative misandry, the incessant banging of the nostalgia gong (truly we are the children of boomers). You can’t act like a pick me without possessing a single reason to get picked. You can’t call your album nothing but bangers* if you don’t know what a banger is. Brat at least knew this.
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silver lake - but glad east and west sides are in agreement abt JoBros
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it’s good! i had it once, tho i am ultimately a rigatoni vodka girl at that fine establishment
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ok one more question - what do you think Taylor Swift ordered at Musso and Frank. i think she got the Original Fettuccine Alfredo
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did you hear my friend dana at the coffee shop?
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"i can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger" implies both the existence of the devil's dick, and the idea that deals can only be finalized with a known dick size imbalance
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listening to the hot and fresh album….the one everyone is talking about….that’s right it’s the new album from freakin SNÕÕPER