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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 17h

RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 12h

Clearly showing how up to date with the strip club scene I am.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 12h

80s hair rock is back!

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 12h

Let’s just legalize prostitution and get it over with so we have oxygen to breathe in 50 years.

The Verge @theverge.com · 16h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 12h

We grow homie! Admitting to being an asshole is more than most people will do (I was a raging dick at one point in my life to cover for my own self esteem issues).

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 12h

Kind of hope Giannis just says fuck it and moves to Greece in a few years just for payback to fans that make the shitty photoshops of him in other jerseys I’ve had to see over the years.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, their boss needs to take that up with their boss and I imagine that won’t go over real well.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 13h

I honestly thought this picture was a fake the first time I saw it because the dudes were in Illinois and all looked like they were from central casting for a Bill Swerski’s Superfans reboot.

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 14h

The Texas National Guard sent home seven soldiers whose fitness levels seemingly “did not meet mission requirements” for their deployment to Illinois, a Texas Military Department spokesperson confirmed Tuesday. The decision comes after some soldiers were ridiculed on social media.

7 Texas National Guard members in Illinois replaced for ‘not meeting mission standards’ when it came to physical fitness

The Texas National Guard removed seven soldiers from Illinois amid questions about their physical fitness. U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called it a return to “standards.”

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 16h

Call me old fashioned, but I just enjoy, you know, saying Hello when I pass someone on the street or asking the gas station attendant how the shift is going or whatever. People are generally pretty cool if you engage 😆

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 16h

I will say, because of where I grew up, I came up with a lot of Chicago sports fans, so the ribbing growing up was fun. Less fun with trolls.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 16h

I went to high school in Lake Geneva, those people were legion in the summer. Super annoying. Just say you’re from Huntley, it’s fine.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 16h

Unless you’re a Cubs fan who says they live in Chicago but actually live in Kane County, fuck those poseurs.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 16h

I’m just too old to give a shit what some kid behind a keyboard thinks about my team and vice versa. I just can’t find it in me the ability to “hate” a team or fanbase or whatever. At the end of the day, we’re all just cheering for laundry. My laundry just happens to be blue and yellow.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 16h

This will probably cost Disney a few million in additional bribes, but fuck it I can’t afford to go to Disney World anyway.

Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 18h

Ok this is good

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19h

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 19h

That was the wildest thing I may have ever seen. I read this morning that it was the longest GIDP in the statcast era.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 19h

Yes, he put way too much effort into getting out of the way.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 21h

They’re called bison, Rafael.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 22h

Ted Cruz celebrates Trump who implied his wife was ugly

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 22h

A little less LSD and a little more laudanum.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 22h

I’m just impressed that they’re up and getting after it at quarter to 8.

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 1d

Greg Brock
1B
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
MIL - LAD

Greg Brock at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Greg Brock

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 1d

Then I came home and ate three chocolate chip pancakes. I’ve had worse days.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve seen a lot of shitty baseball in my nearly 50 years, so I’ll take a 2-1 NLCS loss where the opposing pitcher was absolutely shoving. I also got to see that wild ass double play, I’ll take it.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 1d

That Toyota Tundra spot was the best

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 1d

For the record, the Brewers policy of not allowing people with standing room tickets to chill in the upper deck is a joke.

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Milwaukee Zack @milwaukeezack.bsky.social · 1d

Sweatbands activated

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