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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · Jul 28

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

// the evil random headache

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

No ???

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

Not how that works

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

WHAT!!!!

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

Ah ah . Not what you said

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah like my fucking fist in your face

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 5h

If I speak

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 7h

You don’t deserve hoes .

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 7h

[ 🎤 ]

Hi I’m also Mike . You aren’t getting that

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Shooting Starfish - Quotebot @shootingstarfish.bsky.social · 1d

Baby Battat Girl Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Battat Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Battat Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Battat All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Battat Pet Dice Cute Dice Baby Battat Aww

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 1d

Pluey has never ever done anything wrong in his life. Ever

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Teto !! @walkie-teto.bsky.social · 1d

@greenpippins.bsky.social @green-dice.bsky.social @motormouthdice.bsky.social @motormouthmic.bsky.social @the-mike-theory.bsky.social @miketheorist.bsky.social etc etc

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

// i probably need to go through character development but i have a job so idrc about that rn ahh battat

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

// dollie had a whole month long event where she almost died and needed life saving surgery, annie killed a guy, kris got their soul stolen, hijack committed cyber cannibalism??? Etc. and batties like. still suicidal over maggies tenna saying she loved mike while she was drunk lmao

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

// poor battie has never gotten her chance for big development despite being one of the first accounts i made here . Things happen to them but they just internalize it and go on as normal never confiding in anyone ever or acting on feelings. so sorry battie it wasn’t on purpose

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emotions scrapbook (returned) @affectingbot.bsky.social · 2d

I find I can’t stop moving. Sometimes it’s because I feel like I have to keep up with you, and sometimes it’s because I feel like I have to keep ahead of the others.

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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 21d

// whatever go my battie sketch

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t know what that’s all about!

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

Oh … yeah . Tails .

[ adjusting her poncho really grumpily ]

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

[ clamping a hand over her mouth ] Sorry

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

Dude

Edd [REDACTED]! @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 2d

*Quickly drawing onto a paper mask an image of a green dice, before wearing it.*

Kill me.

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

YOU LITERALLY ARE!!!!!

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

ME AND TENNA FUCKED

battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 2d

DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT