Mike Murphy
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The right-wing divorced dads ruin everything, don’t they? Can’t even think Gary Neville’s a massive trumpet now without someone thinking you’re racist.
For a club that fetishes its number 9, there’s only been two who could tell their arse from their elbow in 35 years.
And yet only half as hard as Barlow did
He’s shite, saved only by playing for a club that can still remember having John Spencer & Brett Angell at number 9
Hopefully they won’t spend all summer waffling on about a right back when they’ve got a raffle winner playing up front.
That’s *quite* the bleak half and half.
Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned ‘knife to a gunfight’ masterclass from Moyesey there.
If Rangers are quick they could get Big Ange in before the clocks go back.
Anyway, you, yes you, should tune into Leonard & Hungry Paul on yer BBC over the weekend. Best new novel of the last 5-10 years or more, will make an absolute gem of a mini-series.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC One - Leonard and Hungry Paul, Series 1, Episode 1
Leonard begins to open up his world with the help of his best friend, Hungry Paul.
www.bbc.co.uk
TV show or sad consequence of a heavy Thursday night?
This actually reads like a sentence from Irvine Welsh
If nothing else, it’s funny that the would-be heirs to Thatcher now seem to be up for hooliganism and anti-ID cards.
Heavy ‘that man never drunk a Duff in his life’ energy from Jenrick. Unsurprisingly.
Won’t somebody think of my collection of £20,000 watches, is quite the plea.
I see Shelvey’s done a ‘valid concerns’
Second choice full-backs for the first team on either side of the pitch. Bodes well.
The lit sector likes having Amazon as a bogeyman so it doesn’t have to let the ‘uneducated’ and common in.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
Literally the most necessary opinion there could be in publishing
Would love to know who is making the decisions on match days at HD.

Women’s football massively about the experience, can’t be rehashing massive queues and running out of food just because the men’s don’t know better after years at Goodison.
Good to know Nathan’s putting himself to use now the football’s not really worked out for him
She a baddy *smoothes eyebrows*
Even the stock photograph of Cook is looking at Morgan and wondering about his life choices