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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle

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This is why Devin Nunes leans right! 👆🤣 I didn't leave the Republican party, it became a cult. I speak snark. I'm here to eviscerate #MAGA and the GOP. Please like/repost/follow 🙏- #IKnowSmackFu #Resist #BlueCrew Ugly laughs welcome 🤣 🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 3d

#MAGAMorons are laughably stupid. Trump was president and in charge of the FBI on Jan 6th, 2021. Biden didn't take office until Jan 20th. If there was an FBI false flag operation to trap insurrectionists at the US Capitol on Jan 6th, then it was Trump that did it. 🙄

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 3d

The Nobel Committee should add "intelligent" to the list of requirements. 🤣

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 3d

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 3d

Well, it's official. Trump is screwed. 🤣

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 3d

You'd have thought the condition of the majority of red states in America would have been warning enough. 🤔

George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 3d

Last I checked the GOP controls all branches of our government.

Tweet from MeidasTouch: “Wow that’s crazy. Who’s running the federal government?”
Below, Acyn’s tweet quotes Rep. Mike Johnson: “If you look at polling, people’s faith in the federal government is at an all-time low. Why? Because they don’t see that it’s being done well.”
A C-SPAN screenshot shows Johnson speaking with another man standing beside him.

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 3d

This works! 🤣🤣🤣👍

Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 4d

This was fun!

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Battle Hymn of the Donald

YouTube video by NM RagingGranny

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

You can't underestimate how dumb these Trump sycophants are. Sycophants, by definition, only require loyalty not smarts.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

The Trump regime is going all out to
try and incite a civil war, so Trump can use the Insurrection Act to lock down America.

The Trump regime and GOP traitors
are getting increasingly desperate,
because they know if Democrats come back into power, many of them are going to jail.

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Loomer doesn't seem to mind...

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Tell her it's ok to be scared, because that is what motivates us. Now is the time to stand up and be counted. This has happened before in America. We beat it back then, and we will beat it again now.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

We're really in the upside down when I find myself agreeing with something MTG said. 🙄

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Uh.... 😬

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Yes. THIS.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Yes the secret decoder ring is key!

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Correction: +100% on whatever is already levied. But in either case it's egregiously stupid.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

I keep hoping 'The Simpsons' got this one right as well.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Why unladen? 🤔😂

a woman is carrying a metal bucket on her shoulder while a group of girls are playing with it .

ALT: a woman is carrying a metal bucket on her shoulder while a group of girls are playing with it .

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

The "advanced imaging" mentioned in Trump's medical exam was probably for a scanning electron microscope.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

It's because he is a pathetic, incompetent drunk that he really isn't much of a leader.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 4d

Trump has another reason to bomb Venezuela. They stole his Nobel Prize. 🤣

OSINTRadar @osintr.bsky.social · 5d

🇺🇳🇷🇺🇺🇲 Russia’s representative to the UN, Vasily Nebenzya, addresses the United States:

“Venezuela believes that the United States may move from threats to action, which could involve the deployment of its naval fleet. We urge Washington to stop the escalation and avoid making a serious mistake.”

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 5d

No, you get nominated by your peers, and then the nominations go to the Nobel Prize committee for consideration.

See, the reason Trump didn't win was because all his peers are idiot sycophants. So they already failed at the first step.

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 5d

So why are Trump and Hegseth announcing the FIRST EVER foreign military airbase on American soil? 🤔

Oh right...

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 11d

There he is, our KKKommandant-in-Thief, working hard for the American people trying to resolve the government shutdown.

Oh wait no, he's golfing again.

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 5d

Rumors are spreading that Xi Jinpin has suffered a massive stroke. Whether true or not, it has become increasingly clear he has lost power and may be forced to step down at the next plenary session later this month.

youtube.com/live/jdwHMoo...

Breaking: Xi Jinping Hospitalized After Stroke — 11 Days Before the 4th Plenum

YouTube video by Lei's Real Talk

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Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 5d

And no more Honey for Pooh... er, I mean Xi either. 🤣

Devin Nunes' missing left testicle @mikelimtw.bsky.social · 5d

In case you #MAGAMorons have forgotten about your own country's history, here is a reminder:

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