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mike

@mikeisastooge.bsky.social

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dad, comrade, bassist, birder

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 21h

Daylight Savings is coming in 10 days and I'm already pissed off.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 1d

He just needs to tap into his inner cannibal

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about hot dogs

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 4d

Pretty sure #TheChairCompany is just a sequel to Blue Velvet.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 6d

I hope all ends up OK with Atto!

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 6d

Was John Brown the only good sovereign citizen?

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 6d

Until protests are an actual show of force against the government, every #NoKings protest is basically this.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 9d

I hope everyone is spinning a D'Angelo record today. One of the best to ever do it.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 10d

look at this bald bitch

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10d

Just in case the dramatically low Leni Riefenstahl-style angle was too subtle, they used a word from her most famous movie

Time magazine cover featuring a photo of Trump from a dramatically low angle

HIS
TRIUMPH
by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 11d

The first episode of #TheChairCompany could have had LYNCH/FROST PRODUCTIONS at the end and I wouldn't have been surprised.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 11d

Not to mention the pine warblers.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 11d

eBird cops about to come after me because I saw a ruffed grouse in Dryden and they didn't. #birding

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 12d

ACAB included eBird reviewers

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 14d

Best sentence of 2025

Sarah @keesha.bsky.social · 14d

“We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night” is just an amazing sentence for this whole goat rodeo.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 14d

I do not have the energy to watch hockey that pisses me off anymore.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 14d

Chickadees are not my No. 1 songbird but they are definitely the best songbird.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 15d

THIS MAN INDIRECTLY KILLED DAVID LYNCH

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 15d

Boss makes a million, I make a dime. That's why I'm job hunting on company time.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 16d

Nothing will ever bring me more joy than seeing clips of Dave Letterman losing his shit at the musical performances on his show.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 23d

This is not the dystopia we were promised.

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 23d

Like, I should be smoking a cigarette or something. Right?

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 23d

How am I supposed to just go about making slide decks about advertising when the Defense Secretary and President are telling US military brass that they want to use domestic cities as a training ground for soldiers?

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 24d

Bye, world. I'mma live a free life in a free world with my hottie gf in this basement

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 26d

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a sign that says chuck norris on it .

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a sign that says chuck norris on it .

media.tenor.com

mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 26d

Indoctrinating my daughter by playing her The Stooges songs on the ukulele