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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 5h

Even in the interpretation of events most favorable to Schumer--he wanted the party to hold out, but a small D contingent felt their constituents needed more immediate relief--he's STILL an incompetent and ineffective party leader.

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 5h

You didn’t do a good job.

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 10h

what the fuck

A MrBeast Lab branded toy set with “Make Your Own MrBeast! There is a humanoid body made of translucent plastic for you to fill with various types of “goo”, and a plastic replica of Jimmy Donaldson’s empty head to place atop it.

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 19h

Fascinating how even in a relatively sober discussion of predatory loan structuring & housing market manipulation, a few of them still can’t help but foam about “deporting illegals”.

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 19h

When you like add9 chords but swing rhythms make you uncomfortable

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 19h

Simpsons characters have an overbite, it doesn’t mean their mouths spill out of their necks like Roger Ebert after his jaw was removed

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 19h

Debussy’s works usually conclude with an “Encore” movement, right? I’m sure Brooke’s knowledge of classical music is as unimpeachable as his knowledge of anatomy

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 20h

He shouldn’t play the banjo without explicit permission by Congress

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d

He doesn’t want to accomplish anything, he just want to spoil progressive Democrats’ chances. Just like he did by aligning with the IDC as governor

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d

As if Melissa would give the time of day to someone who didn’t even look up her real name. Losers

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d

doubt it

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d

This isn’t flag football rules, there’s now video evidence that Altman was aware of and in the presence of the served paperwork.

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d

The specific wording of the agreement makes me expect Cornell will say “we are obligated to provide you a copy of this memo” and nothing further. I believe the government’s lawyers got outsmarted on a lot of points but the wins they did get are significant.

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 1d

There’s only 2 tracks on Thriller that weren’t released as singles, and one of them should have been

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

C. Thomas Howell would be like “that’s too much”

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

Seems weird to not even mention that his daughter Andrea is the chairwoman of the Manhattan Republican Party

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

Or both? Both would be stupider

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

Honestly I'm surprised he's kept the job this long, in light of the way McCarthy was ousted and eventually replaced

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

It is the kind of stupid thing Marc Benioff bought Time to do

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

There should be another line leading to the left, in case AI ends up unraveling the concept of linear time

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

Maybe technically, but you won’t get in trouble for it. Like jaywalking or wage theft

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 2d

One reason East Germany fell to the USSR is that teacher wouldn’t leave those kids alone

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 3d

On the plus side if there are fatal incidents due to understaffing, this tips the odds of whether the victims deserve it

Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 3d

How many cars you think there are with “Liberal Hunting Permit” bumper stickers and Virginia license plates? More than zero, and not just in Accomack

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Mike Puterbaugh @mike.puterbaugh.net · 3d

Dat‘s un fair. Ladyz’ names shouldn’t have car references hidden in them.