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midnightrush.bsky.social
zenith
@midnightrush.bsky.social
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clinically dead beautiful princess diagnosed normal 20 years old UTC-3 🇨🇱
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · Jul 8
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 5d
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 5d
why do people still keep making pop music when we peaked in 2009 with gee by girls' generation
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 7d
new fascism indicator dropped: a growth in the amount of homophobic furries
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 9d
you aint chilean if you haven't eaten an entire 1kg bag of mayo 🤣 🤣 🤣
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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · 10d
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 12d
god will fall to the hands of a coked up wasian girl, this is known amongst the wise
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 12d
it's clear that taylor swift has never been to a british club because if she had she'd know there's no winning against a coked up wasian girl
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 13d
my boyfriend makes cocktail in my ass: mixing shit with piss
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 13d
when oomf tries out makeup for the first time but they're lowkey chopped
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 15d
i need some gummies but the dealers give me social anxiety
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 16d
they disheveled me while I slept
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
i might have a low iq but i also have a hot BF so think about that
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
my opp is a fluent french speaker because he hates women
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Hunter🔪 @holybible.bsky.social · 17d
It takes 3 words to say “please” in French because they are a rude people
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
ran out of alcohol, now god shall send me to hell
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
a moth is a compass that points towards God's wrath
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
might call in sick to college tomorrow because jesus' blood is flowing through my veins
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
weezer fans make the best type of insulation when processed into fiberglass
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
wine is jesus' blood and my body rejecting 3 liters of it is just a show that i am not worthy of His redemption
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pipsqueak @enbykisser.bsky.social · 20d
e-girl, e-boy, & e-waste. the three genders
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
chile has a similar flag to texas because they are both countries full of beef
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
my heart is black with hatred and my ass is turgid with lust
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
when we die our souls are sent to live in an infinite, ethereal best western
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zenith @midnightrush.bsky.social · 17d
when i die they will use my body to create the engine of a toyota corolla
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