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mich

@michelegoo.bsky.social

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I tell jokes onstage and in uncomfortable situations. Mostly cat photos, selfies and random thoughts. No bigots 🚫. She/they. AuDHD. Bi Brazilian living on Wurundjeri land https://linktr.ee/micheledacostahaha

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · Nov 9

This stage of capitalism feels like the end of a monopoly game that’s been going on for hours and you already know you lost but the dick winning won’t let you go to bed until they get all of your money or you die.

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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 10h

#AdventureTime #MarcelinetheVampireQueen #SimonPetrikov

Simon Petrikov and young Marceline out trick-or-treating, in a vampire and bat costume respectively, with Marcy standing atop the professor's shoulders and pointing him forwards as he carries her candy basket.

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 9h

I guess it’s time to stop updating the bsky app on my phone

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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 17h

Happy Halloween to Heidi Klum's worm costume from a few years ago and Heidi Klum's worm costume ONLY

Heidi Klum on a red carpet (well, it's a blue carpet, but you know what I mean) dressed as a creepily realistic earth worm. A human sized earth worm.

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 10h

Awww so sweet! 💖

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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 10h

Rabisco ligeiro de uma mulher sendo mordida no nariz por uma calopsita e uma outra pessoa sorrindo ao fundo.

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 10h

I was just starting to sort of talk to her again, things were chill for a bit. Oh well

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 10h

Ugh it’s much worse, she’s scamming my grandma 🤬

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 11h

Yes!

I’m so sad this place is crumbling. :( i knew the fun times wouldn’t last forever, but still

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 11h

It’s not the op’s fault though. If it had been posted by bsky, 100%

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Victor von Hunter @victorehunter.bsky.social · 1d

"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira

Beloved blonde lawyer and neuro-divergent detective, L Woods
Honestly a joke that I thought a lot more people were going to get. You'd think Legally Blonde and Death Note would have captured some part of the millenial venn diagram

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah it’s really bad! I hate the direction this place is going 😢

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 12h

Eeww noooooo 😡

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 12h

How do I dislike this idea.

Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch

As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.

techcrunch.com

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 12h

Lacing halloween candy with vaccines

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d

Meowrning bsky 🧡

What’s your halloween costume? Milo’s is spilling potatoes

Handsome ginger cat Milo lying on a red/orange/cream zigzag patterned rug with the front part of his body inside a supermarket paper bag

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🌱Lore 🔜 MCM London H11 @amaretta.bsky.social · 19h

Happy Samhain, witches 🍂🌙

illustration of a red haired witch with a crown made of twigs. there's a big full moon behind her head like a halo and a depiction of the moon phases inside it. she is lifting her dress a little, revealing blue smoke and crows that fly from underneath. there's birch trees in the back ground... they have eyes.

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 20h

My og scammer, bless

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 20h

The real halloween is the messages my mum sends about money in the middle of the night yay

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 20h

Hummingbird-with-cinnamon-fan

Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 20h

🇧🇷Beija-flor-de-leque-canela
🌎Lophornis ornatus
Conservação:Pouco Preocupante

O beija-flor-de-leque-canela é uma ave apodiforme da família Trochilidae.

📷 Michel Giraud Audine

Um beija-flor vibrante, com topete alaranjado salpicado de preto, penas verdes iridescentes nas costas e asas em tons de cinza e roxo. Sua cauda exuberante e avermelhada se abre como um leque, adornada com detalhes marrons. Está pousado em um galho fino, em frente a um fundo verde suave.
Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 20h

Oh god the scariest!

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 21h

Safe travels :)

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 21h

He’ll protect me from scares!

The face of handsome ginger cat Milo resting on my leg looking cute at the camera

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 21h

I’m back home after a party and not ready to go to sleep yet. So scary movie time, right?

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mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 21h

I’m so fucking stoked i finally got to be sheila! A truly bisexual over 40 woman icon lol

Like, she’s from the 80s, got a bob haircut and she’s invisible :p

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d

Happy halloween, witches!

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d

She’s definitely one of mine haha

mich @michelegoo.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! 😘