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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 2d

This is where the conversation ends.

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 2d

I sure do love my magical bacon that allows me to jump, run, dig, and kill people

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 3d

Same vibe

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 3d

Dunno why but I’m kinda getting ps1 vibes from the right one. Maybe it’s the soft colors and shading? Idk

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 3d

resisting the primal twitter urge to interpret this in the worst way possible

ivy 🥚 sly @ivysly.com · 3d

idk how to make this clear without getting screenshotted out of context but I really think you should be able to make fiction that unilaterally portrays [MOST DEPRAVED SUBJECT YOU COULD THINK OF] in a positive light and, if you want to, sell it for money

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t know what the fuck that thing is but I want 20 billion of them immediately

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 4d

Yomih is one of my favourite games of all time, but I respect the fact that you just don’t want much to do with it anymore. You aren’t require to upkeep the game, modders do that fine.
Just work on your other projects, they all look really cool and I honestly should find the time to play them.

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you ivy sly I really needed this rn

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 4d

Surprisingly, i think this is the only gravity falls character that is explicitly stated in the show itself to have killed people.

Crimson Mayhem @crimsonmayhem.bsky.social · 5d

MOTHERFUCKER IT’S YOU!

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 10d

AI this, AI that, if you’re so fucking smart then invent silent microwaves you piece of shit

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 10d

ok but what if I ate the B41 nuclear bomb on a popsicle stick

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · 24d

We have to reassure you that we werent communicating with you telepathically yk

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Sep 11

Tomodac- oh nvm
Kirby a- oh nvm
Deltar- oh nvm
Silkso- oh nvm

Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · Sep 10

Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct

white Nintendo Direct arrow on a red background with the words "bruh"

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Sep 4

I still believe this is true btw

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Jun 18

//dr spoilers

accidently deleted the DESS is an AMALGAMATE theory post since for a sec i thought i had made the entire thing on my personal account. But i didnt! Whoops!

Anywho, repost.
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DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE

DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE DESS IS AN AMALGAMATE Ok. So basically I’ve noticed a bunch of little details wit...

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Sep 4

GABE A SECOND INDIE GAME HAS HIT THE STEAM SERVERS

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Sep 2

Sentenced to 12 different divorces in every alternate universe

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Aug 28

Imagine minding your own business and suddenly you get an email that you’re being sued for 2 million because you called someone a stinkbutt in 2016

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Aug 27

mike, bend their toenails backwards

Shayy @shayy.tv · Aug 27

mike, make their ear canals too small such that they get clogged with earwax every 6 months or so and make audio troubleshooting obnoxious until they finally realize it's time for peroxide

METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Aug 24

Once the leaves are unusable, you turn them into compost and use the compost to grow more bananas trees, and therefore, more plates.

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METGaming @metgaming.bsky.social · Aug 24

Pauline doing the same implies she has the same attention span as an 800 pound gorilla

Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · Aug 23

In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.