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Total Dorkasaur

@metallixgirl.bsky.social

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Shanna (OSDD System) She/They/He Multi fandom, multi yumeship, multiple people in the head Cosplayer, Trad Artist, Fanfic writer Furry and Therian Depresso Espresso ✨ 🔞MINORS DNI

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 4h

Getting to be a Disney Princess irl for five minutes with a wild bunny. He snuggled for a little and ran when someone else walked past

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 13h

33 over here!

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 1d

This is far too perfect

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 3d

A bnnuy amongst the garden. A quite lovely rabbitat where he seems to be relaxing. (Istg I hear Steve Irwin or a documentary voice over rn)

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 3d

Delivery notice images too
#apartmentliving #slum #porchpirate
And package no2 has been found, hopefully not opened but was not in a location that really anybody would look
But why was it in the laundry room? lol

Obviously blocked out my address
But yeah straight from my doormat.

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 3d

A functional camera right next to my adjacent neighbor btw pointed at the commons hallway in my direction 🙃
I know whodunnit but can't prove shit
That camera is the only one that works on my floor (2) from ground btw

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 3d

#apartmentliving #slum
Package was stolen on Wed from my doormat and I asked the office to check footage on Thur
Reduced hours on Fri and closed Sat Sun
Package no.2 gone on Sat
Management checked the wrong building's cameras as of news this AM but can't/won't check again 🤡🙈
Joy
#porchpirate #theft

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 3d

Took me a bit to remember to post the #LibraryCon pics dressed as #FNAF #GlamrockBonnie
Ran into #Chica, #MontgomeryGator, #FNAFVanessa and #FNAFGregory
What an absolute blast!
And I wish I got a pic of the #therapyanimal #bunny but I couldn't think of anything other than Tika (bnnuy) was so CUTE!

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Fully dressed as #FNAF #GlamrockBonnie
CCBC #LibraryCon here I come! Let's go Superstars!
#Cosplay #costume
Staying in-character for as much as possible

Trying to show my legs. Using the walker this year bc my body hates me moving x.x

Had to have the glasses (I can't see any details past 3 feet away)

Of course Freddy's coming! He's my boyfriend after all. W-wait I mean best friend! Yeah... Please don't tell the higher ups I said the first one...

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Local #LibraryCon today :)
Been working on my #GlamrockBonnie #cosplay to wear
So excited to enter into the (18+ entrant category) contest
Looking forward to possibly finding some cool people in costume!
Plus there's going to be #therapyanimal #bunnies
Will post a picture once I'm all dressed to go

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Had a little caffeine incident this morning
My Monster can's tab broke off and I couldn't get it open
I had to use a church key to punch a hole in the top to drink it x.x
Thankfully it didn't explode bc I wasn't sure this would work lol
#caffiene #energydrink

Church key or can punch take your pick on what it's called but this is what it looks like for those who don't know what one is

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 5d

A wonderful fluffle 💝🐰💜
(the Bonnie and Vanny face swap in the back tho omg I'm dying)

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 8d

Just can't say I love this apartment complex enough /s
Porch pirate is back from her leave for "fire reno" of her apartment
Already up to her bullshit
My package is gone from my doormat (proof of delivery photos in my email)
Hooray... Fkn bitch
Seriously considering prank perfume for her to take

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 8d

Of all the lovely things that happen with my apartment complex basically being a slum is that the tap water has 2 smells with no in between just concentration levels
Corpse/fart and swimming pool
I sneeze around the smell of bleach/chlorine bleach
Hooray for sneeze attacks leading to a nosebleed...

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thou_dog ✡ @thou-dog.bsky.social · 11d

At worst, it's a cute cat. At best, who knows, it might work.

An image of a green-eyed tabby cat captioned "Every time you repost this image, a trans girl gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies"

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 10d

Yes I know canonically Bonnie is "dead" but I like my delulu land yumeship in the AU that I created and y'all can't stop me from loving him
Btw my meds haven't kicked in yet so I'm a little emotional over everything rn

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 10d

How to tell I'm very emotionally attached to #GlamrockBonnie and #GlamrockFreddy and their dynamic in #FNAF Security Breach
I have the #HelpWanted2 calendar and I just noticed that the poster Freddy signed for him is in the background and now I'm crying 😭

Image of the Help Wanted 2 calendar and the month artwork

Specifically October is Glamrock Freddy and I spotted the text by his arm that's just barely visible

The text on the poster I'm crying about from the game:
"You & me forever & ever! Love, Freddy"
They are gay robots and in love officer. You cannot change my mind.

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 11d

Hell yeeeees

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · Sep 14

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 13d

I am losing my ever loving mind over here about the #FNAF2Movie voice actor announcement!
#ToyBonnie is MatPat
#ToyChica is Megan Fox
#ToyFreddy is Kellen Geoff
Lol there's 2 Freddys now XD
If you get the joke you get a virtual high-five
#FNAF #FNAF2 #FreddyFazbear

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 16d

I'm honestly scared to bring this up to the housing authority
This is income-based housing with a bunch of residents like me that are 0 income
I don't have anywhere else to go and have no idea how to get this fixed without possible the full building/the complex being shut down
I want to just cry

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 16d

I really fucking hate my landlord
I've posted about the roof in the hallway common area leaking for over a year (with mold galore)
"Whenever the contractor feels like scheduling" is the answer I get every time
Now there's silverfish on top of this shit show

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Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 16d

AAAAAAH YESSS!!!

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 20d

MY MAN!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
#GlamrockBonnie

JonnyBlox @jonnybloxofficial.bsky.social · 21d

Dawko has revealed a new upcoming Glamrock Bonnie Hex product!

(Via: DawkoLIVE)
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys

Total Dorkasaur @metallixgirl.bsky.social · 22d

Okay, @floydiansystem.com
Husbunny summer home? lol

Liminal Spaces @liminalplaces.bsky.social · Sep 4

Liminal space 4BCX0