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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · 2d

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THE STORY OF LANCE, THE LAST COWBOY

and Samson Fichtner, Mad Scientist, another 'When Did I Write This?' Mystery

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · 8d

This world needs more fireworks.
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Symphony of Sulfur

Another 'When Did I Write This?" Mystery

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Oct 6

This world needs more presidents.
#shortstories #Karmageddon #books #writers #satire

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Sep 28

The Mapmakers
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The Mapmakers

A 'When-Did-I-Write-This' Mystery. #Karmageddon

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Sep 20

At first, the assassin was turned in by his father, a local right wing Utah sheriff and this kid followed a farther right groyper. Now, the BBC is regurgitating a narrative that he was turned in by his transgender lover, was a gamer and into furries. Seriously?
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs

Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Sep 16

Anyone else want to subscribe to another writer on Substack? Occasional pictures of my feet included. Enjoy!

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Air Today, Still Here Tomorrow

A 'When-Did-I-Write-This?' Mystery

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Reposted by Jay Royston

Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · Sep 10

Some of the complaints we've received are a little hippo critical, which is a shame because she's very sensitive.

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Sep 2

I'm digging into the vault and finding some oldies but goodies.
#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies

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A Review of Business Insider Does Cult Films Review

Or Stay Out of My Wheelhouse, Business Insider circa (2016)

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 27

Head on over to my substack for a 'When Did I Write This?' mystery featuring a few old friends of mine. Thanks!
#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry

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Just Another Superhero Night At The Club

by jay royston

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 25

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 24

Join the Karmy.

Short stories at your leisure...

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Just Another Bank Robbery

A Letter to the Underemployed by jay royston

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 21

A link with a link to a five minute read of a deleted excerpt from my upcoming #Karmageddon reissue. Join the Karmafarian army and enjoy.

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A five minute excerpt from Karmageddon, which didn’t make the final cut… Become a Karmafarian by subcribing. Win future prizes. https://www.wattpad.com/642949492-gaytown

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 10

I'm exploring substack and apparently promoting others is a thing. I'm okay with this as this guy is incredibly original and who else has two F's to begin their name...

Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack
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Writings and jottings from Jasperland - comedy, satire, film crew stories, reviews, movies, writing and almost anything I can think of... Click to read Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack, a Substack publ...

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 9

I'm learning to substack, which is like blogging but with an option to have people pay me...

#writing #Karmageddon #authors #books #Canadiancult #indieauthors #fatherhood #queryletters #podcasts #jayroyston #whynot #amidoingthisright

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On query letters, podcasts and fatherhood

or 'Build an Audience they say'

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 3

It's not a Ponzi scheme until I don't get my money back.

Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Aug 2

Birthday Confessions #27

I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 30

So far my summer of #writing has been a summer of #painting 300 boards this color for the $$$.

So how's my summer?
Brown. Very Brown.

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 16

At least there is Only 3.5 more years until all the 'uh-ohs' start happening as the next govt goes into damage control.

Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 14

I say this most mornings in the mirror (but in order of 3,2,1, 4) so I don't know why it's not good enough for tv.

Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · Jul 14

Lines you must never use if you write for TV or the movies:
1. It's complicated.
2. You look like shit.
3. Look at me.
4. That's so crazy it just might work.

Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 14

My co-worker brought a book to read on our break and it is such a baller move.

Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.

ftr they're reading #educated

#reading
#books
#Karmageddon

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 10

My therapist says I find damaged people and try to fix them. I pointed out that's what he does, and now I am in need of a new therapist.

Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 5

#camping and #writing without the internet doesn't work if you have a Chromebook and need access to your google drive.

Had to old school it on paper.

#Karmageddon #Flies

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Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jul 5

I'll have to give myself an award or two then. #writerofthemonth
#bestsellingwriterinmyfamily

Jay Royston @metajayroyston.bsky.social · Jun 30

Whack in a good way? Or not interesting?

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