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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells)

@merchantdog.bsky.social

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29 He/They writer. I write about gay furry/monster dudes farting and pooping and doing other nasty shit :3 18+ only tyvm uwu

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · Jun 27

Also this is my main sona, Naiwi! :3 He's kind of a mutt species-wise, so I mostly just go by dog, mutt, boof, etc. ^^ Artist is @punkpop.bsky.social 💙

#furry #furryart #nsfw

A ref sheet of my fursona, Naiwi Kaelahax. He is 6'7" and has two heads, and in this version of the ref sheet he is wearing a kimono, berets on both heads, and some sandals. The ref sheet depicts him front facing, back facing, and walking on all-fours. The picture is marked mature due to his large nipple peaking out in the front-facing portion.

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 21h

Boof believes Iggy… for now… <<

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 21h

Exaaaaaactly

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 21h

Is that why you haven’t gotten Digimon yet? @_@ Boof will attack…

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Helices3D @helices3d.bsky.social · 1d

Ever thought about how orcs can't eat eachother's asses since their tusks get in the way? That's a job for a measly human; surely you wouldn't mind being their dedicated tongue scrubber...

Y'all didn't think I was gonna skip Orctober, right? 🥒
HD on P8treon as always!

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 1d

I love fantasy because there doesn’t have to be a reason for anything happening, you can just say it’s magic~

What’s that? You hate when there’s no reason for something? Hahaha… you’ve fallen right into my trap!! +w+ Now you have to listen to the lore I’ve been cooking up since high school!! >83

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 1d

Dudes eating a fuck ton at buffets and hypershitting their pants on the way to the next one 💙

Where does it all go? Well, their buddy in the back of their pants getting buried in it all feasts until its clean again, and the cycle continues~

How is the one in their pants not super fat? Hammerspace!

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had a specific idea in my head for years now of Wolf O’Donnell making a huge batch of chili and like, there’s not really a reason?? I just really like chili and I love the idea of Wolf being able to settle down and make some nice food… maybe he’s got Fox cuddling him while he stirs… idk uwu 💙

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 1d

I find cooking for your significant others to be an incredibly romantic thing to do, and it’s always got that hint of daddy/mommy energy to it of taking care of another person. Obviously in fantasy the person cooking is also heavily shitting themself, maybe teasing about it the whole time…

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 1d

I know I’ve talked about it before but god I love coffee and it pairs so well with poop content because it’s a natural laxative 💙

Chime opening up a little coffee shop and giving complimentary diapers with each cup because of the hyper dump that will inevitably pursue soon after.

And it’s popular~

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 2d

Ough imagine wearing latex undies that trap everything inside and just unlooooaaaading a huge dump... even better laying down nice and comfy in bed, maybe cuddling with another person doing the same thing... just being so close, intimate, and stinky together 💙

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 2d

Not me finding out Schwarzwälder's original name in Korean translates to "Charles" 😭 omgggggg he's so fucking cute dude

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 2d

Even better if they shit themselves while they plow my ass o3o I want that load to swing around and smack my nuts while they thrust @3@ I wanna hear all the nasty, squelchy noises coming outta their booty cheeks as they hilt/knot in and flood my guts full +3+

Then I get to fill their balls back up!

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 2d

I am a top for the most part, but it's not like I'd never bottom u3u For instance my bfs (💙 Tiake and Iggy 💙), my biggest crushes (Kurama, Fel, Kabbu, Schwarzwälder, Caine, Gerson, Rauru, Dromarch, Kimahri, and Ventari), or the occasional short dude, because holy shit small tops are SO hot +3+

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[OBON]! ₊˚⊹ 𐂯 @oh-boy-oh-no.bsky.social · 2d

BUTTHOLES!!!!!!

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 2d

I love going to my friends and teasing them about my big stinky boof butt and all the big stinky poopies that come out of it 💙

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 2d

No I didn’t which is why I was so confused 😭

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god NOOOOOOOO I’m so sorry ; ;

Every time you talk about university I’m just that much more thankful I don’t have to go back qq

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 3d

GOD I KNOWWWWWW when it fucking piles up it’s like ok fucking I’m sorry

What Etsy witch did I piss off

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 3d

Naiwi stuffing a silky potion in Tiake's navel and installing a pink mod on Boss' crotch to turn them both into his personal dairy cows. Milk and fertilizer sold by the ton, a special deal if you harvest from both of them, and a smooching/soothing service if anyone's feeling supportive for the cows~

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like something wonderful to take from anime/cartoons into fantasy/writing in general is the silliness. When characters' eyes bulge out of their head for a moment and they're like "WH-WH-WHAAAAAT??? o3o" can really add a layer of charm to characters that might otherwise not... feel alive? Yeah

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 3d

I ripped mad ass in my room before going to take a shit, came back and my entire room smells like pizza...???? .3.

I mean I'll take it but HUH? o3O;

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 3d

YES

Instead of the cart he normally takes on the go, sometimes it’s just Tiake in a huge wheelbarrow 💙 The sight of such a fine Manther specimen will do all the advertising for him! ;3

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Tiake T. Manther @tiake.bsky.social · 3d

@merchantdog.bsky.social has a shop open and to get any of your objects or items depending on the type its him digging in one of Tiakes orifices.

"Need weapons?" Naiwi motioning to Tiakes belly
"Armor?" Tiake turns around, motioning towards Tiakes donut

When you confirm its just him digging in.

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Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 4d

It just hit me that Naiwi’s made of sludge so he could actually wrap around you like a suit/symbiote. Probably feel weird with all that boof poop gliding and squishing around your body, but it would also be so warm, and your cock stuffed inside his from the inside would be orgasmic…

Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells) @merchantdog.bsky.social · 4d

Dads and grandpas with big booty cheeks give me life. My boyfriends’ big booty cheeks give me purpose.

Beware the double boof in heat. Hide your big booty men if you don’t want them to end up pregnant and hypershitting.