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Melodica Dude™

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · Dec 3

get Manta Storm'd idiot

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 1d

so is this just a special rug or something cus my parents had it growing up, and now two seperate people have shown me pictures with the same rug in different places in the last month

red yasmin rug with fuckin magical properties i guess

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 1d

but me want play now, not later

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 1d

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 2d

no way... it's Familyquai...

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 4d

"10 games to get to know me" trend but my opinions are better than everyone else's opinions and i am the coolest gamer

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 5d

hey while we're all discussing the culture of abuse perpetuated by predominantly weirdo male creators, can we all take a moment to laugh at Arcadum's batshit egomaniacal rant again? i think it does a good job at summing up the 5th grade mentality wielded by these dudes

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 6d

im wozzing it ouuuugh im wozzing it

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 8d

patient walks in, drops a slur, then goes "and i know this is stupid but i aint some pansy girly girl. i describe myself as a boy with girl parts so you know the pain is real" and laughed it off

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 8d

and i actually love the practice of hiring new talent like theater actors and i love Igon. i just find it stupid and hypocritical to hallucinate that modern VA is like the BB meme then praise the same thing being wrongfully criticized

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 8d

current state of VA discourse

> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted

> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true

> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"

> look at performance

> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 9d

got to Oracle rank last night. been playing Holliday cus i like her design and also yeehaw cowboy

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 10d

being super into deadlock feels like seeing the future. bro this game better get so big on release. the shitposts are great, the art team is peak, the item system lets you play like titanfall or overwatch or team fortress or however. everything you could want is there. how they do this with a MOBA?

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 14d

person who has never heard of hacker before walking past the mosobox booth and seeing this

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 15d

i should form a gambling addiction

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 15d

"Winter is Coming...

AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"

A twitter ad for a game of thrones casino app but nothing in the ad has anything to do with game of thrones

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 16d

aron gang

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 18d

they should drink grapefruit juice ASAP they should do it NOW and not question the effects of this combination

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 18d

that one person who is always in the discovery tab that you dont follow? thats spiritual oomfie

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 19d

AND he's available on Mac?????

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 21d

blindly accepts society: "yes i would love ice in my beverage i love to accept social tradition unquestioningly"

Free Thinkers: "no ice please the ice just takes up space and waters down the drink plus the beverage comes out of the machine cold enough already"

many will read, few will #understand

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 22d

there's a version of this gif where james is A-posing with the caption "🗣UNBOTHERED KING🔥💯" and i havent been able to stop thinking about it for months but i cant find it

a man is running through a foggy forest with trees .

ALT: a man is running through a foggy forest with trees .

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 22d

burnt toast perfume

Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 23d

999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors (2009)

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Melodica Dude™ @melodicadude.bsky.social · 23d

ophthalmology office that sends you mail with blurry, low resolution text to upsell you on glasses