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@megalardon.bsky.social

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · Nov 6

Hi just a reminder
If you are a minor, a pedophile, a bigot, or support bigotry in any form, get the fuck out.
You are not welcome here and my art is not for your eyes to see.

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Strike @strike.hyper.wang · 17d

I dreamed up a Renamon made of memory foam last time I bought a new mattress, inspired by it's comfort.

I'm in the process of upgrading to a queen size memory foam bed now, so I'm thinking I should make her bigger 😏 or maybe a Taomon evolved form? Either way, I should draw her more 🤍💤

A large anthropomorphic fox (renamon) made of memory foam, resting in a reclined position

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

i'm well aware this is just more attention-seeking behavior
spilling shit out into the void for anyone/everyone to see, in the vain hopes that the people i *want* to see it, do see it
because i never let myself be upfront and simply *hope* they pity me enough to reach out

i know it's not healthy :/

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

idk
i guess i should accept that a lot of the people i'd *like* to be friends with just have more important people already in their lives
they already have older, better friends they'd rather be with, while i've done nothing to bridge the gap im the first place

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

i fear i treat friendships as achievements and not, well, *relationships*
i want to get in close with the people i admire and respect, wriggle into their circles like a parasite and bask in the glow of association while contributing nothing and demanding attention and validation i cannot give myself

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

being an attention seeking introvert sucks major ass
wanting to socialize but never making the first move

feels like staring at people from behind a tree and hoping they somehow notice me and invite me in and NOT think i'm an awkward creep

can't just walk up & ask because that'd be too pathetic

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K112B @k112b.bsky.social · 2d

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LadyLuckFate @ladyluckfate.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think Twinmill was supposed to eat that gum... 🫐💥

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

oooh yes!! i've GOT to explore hunger/starving kink some more tbh

Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 1d

a good meal has to be properly prepared and presented, of course >:P

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Sinful Lapis @sinfullapis.bsky.social · 1d

You also get a FULL and overstuffed Hornet 👀I don't know enough about Skong lore to decide what she ate 😔

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 2d

get them DEEEEP into a bottle of soju

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McBoosh S Pumpkins @mrboosh.bsky.social · 2d

careful what you wish for

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Sluggo @velkno.bsky.social · 2d

I want everyone to look at this and see how @gothmeup.bsky.social is clearly cheating! No lvl.1 enemy should be able to do this!!! 💦💦

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Mr Peculiar 🔞 @mrpecu.bsky.social · 2d

[🔊 Sound Warning]
Some people have no personal space...

#3D / #Animation / #OCs / #MamaP

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 2d

sure im down!! :3

Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 3d

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

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bebo 🫐 @beboblueberry.bsky.social · 3d

my new outfit I call it the "$1.99/lb at walmart"

my permaberry sona bebo, standing, still mobile, but very round and stout. she has one of her paws slightly resting on her belly. she is wearing a hoodie, her cap, her knee tall sneakers, a fishnet shirt that wraps around her belly as well as fishnet pants which are wrapped tightly around her thighs. there is a thought bubble to the right of her, inside of which is a photograph of a net of oranges. she looks like the oranges, she is the fruit in the net in this case.

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 3d

omg so candy!!

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🔞 Deez Ghoulz 🎃 @supermattym8.bsky.social · 3d

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KGBlagden @kgblagden.bsky.social · 4d

The JRPG Misadventures of Oppai Hime!

Comm for @sassydolly.bsky.social

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 3d

tbh i enjoy any system that'll let me either A. spill a shitload of dice on the table at once or B. use different types of dice equally frequently
increasing dice pools/die sizes just helps sell progression of power way better than any flat mathematical modifier ever could imo

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 4d

secret third option where they stalemate and rock paper scissors to see who tops

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 4d

defeats enemies WITH cool style sex :^]

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 4d

i'll give her a week

...i'll give her 11 minutes

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Van @megalardon.bsky.social · 4d

ooh boy. one of those days where i feel like my mind's slipping away

i'll be fine