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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 2d

I had a tomato growing in my yard that is now gone. Keeping my yard wild giveth and taketh away.

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 2d

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 5d

Doodle

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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 2d

serving crona realness

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 4d

there’s no such thing as “objectively hot” except for the fact I can rock micro bangs and a bowl cut AT THE SAME TIME

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 5d

They named it Pokemon ZA to prevent you from searching pikachu’s possession charges.

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 6d

7 Virtues has 10/10 atomizers. It’s so satisfying. The worst atomizer in my collection belongs to Kilian to be quite honest. For the price they should be even better than 7 Virtues.

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 7d

god, work was so harrowing the past few weeks I became a nu metal fan

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 7d

“😍🥰🥵 my baby 🖤”

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 7d

Have you ever posted pictures or videos of a band you saw and one of the band members’ girlfriends commented under your post like you were going to steal the damn forty year old bassist out from under her clutches? Girl, what has he done to make you like this?

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 8d

THEY’RE REAL! I did a pretty dang good job too :^)

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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 10d

Who is surprised Chappell Roan fans are being racist toward her opening act Hemlocke Springs? Not me!

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 12d

I’m going to get fired because I keep encouraging women to either ask for raises or not do free labor. I’m always successful either way.

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 12d

I LOVE MY HOUSE I LOVE MY HOUSE

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 14d

Passing well enough that they don’t ask me if I want oil additives at the mechanic.

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 15d

black walnuts in limerence with my rooftop

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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 16d

Women are catcalling me again. I AM SO BACK.

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 18d

I’ll have one day of not being h word and that’s the day my service providers won’t stop ringing the doorbell

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 19d

you know he’s saying “they’re just jealous, babe” to a whole billionaire

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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 21d

I feel like the bare minimum is make good music and then people can like it or not.

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 21d

The amount of times I’ve heard an AI Taylor Swift song only to find out it’s not AI is way too many for an artist that popular.

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👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 22d

like yeah you get laid…but with COOPER?

👹 @meanmachine.bsky.social · 22d

I asked my followers what the worst name they ever hooked up with was and I’m cackling

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 22d

Yes YouTube I’m still watching my 3 hours of calming Skyrim music on the big TV let me LIVE

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