* susie
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* DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS < 18+ > < pfp art by kyoukorpse_ > < written by mari >
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* I mean we don't GOTTA. I wanna be like. A dragon.
* You could be my treasure. I'll carry ya' around.
* like- y'know those 2 person horse costumes?? that but box
* or we can still do uh- that idea you had. you know. The Idea
* box horse, dude. box horse.
* KRIS I GOT AN IDEA.
* conjoined box. OH MY GOD BOX HORSE.
* we should be boxes together.... big box.....
* i roleplayed once. i was a box.
* i wanna bite noelle. like c'mon girl is it venison
[ wakes up in a cold sweat ]

* WHUH HUH
* i'm so hurt man...
* so did ya name yours
* can i eat ya after?

⠀I know I was making a j—hm. I'm killing mys—
* no dude the beef jerky brand
* no dude the beef jerky brand

⠀from The Legend of Zelda?!
* jerking my beef till i jack links
* tell me you AREN'T at least somewhat curious
* jerking my beef till i jack links
* IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION MAN I'M CONFUSED
* so like if bedbugs live in beds. then do cockroaches live in-??
* not with that attitude man.
* eat rocks, dude. that's what i do.
*

[ chomping harder ]