Mark Dowd
@mdowd.bsky.social
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Is anyone going to ekoparty?
I have a spare hexacon ticket if anyone wants it
Woke up today and chose violence. SMASHED my 5k PB by 28s. New score 18:17!!
New 10km PB: 38:07! Official race time was 38:43 though (course was 10.2 km apparently). Beat my previous PB by over a minute!
In all my years in cybersecurity, I don't recall ever attending a talk given by someone with a scouse accent, which is an outrage.

I have a presentation coming up this week, maybe if I do some practice I can correct this
Old school programming: I'm going to design a cool game but it's gotta fit in 64k

New school programming: I'm going to design a cool game but it's gotta fit in 64k tokens
Survivor Island - Vigilant style!
Vibe coding is rather convenient, but I think one downside of allowing coders to fast track making stuff is missing out on some potentially interesting discoveries had you taken the time to learn the technology. Similar to fuzzing vs manual auditing
Totally patted an alligator
lol. Halvar's final slide
DistrictCon kicking off with opening remarks from @winnona.bsky.social
Going viral on Bluesky should be called "the butterfly effect"
People like to keep their friends close and their enemies closer. So I guess my advice is to observe the relative distance someone is keeping you at, and if it's closer than other people, you should destroy them.
My ancestors originally came to Australia as convicts, eventually getting their freedom. Since then, we mostly haven't reoffended. The system works!

Happy Australia Day!
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We're officially 1 month away from DistrictCon Year 0! Check out our agenda for talks, exploits, round tables, and more!
www.districtcon.org/agenda
Agenda — DistrictCon
www.districtcon.org
DOGE off to a strong start improving govt efficiency. Already fired half of their own management staff. Lead by example eh
In the business world, we should rename short term contracts to quests. It sounds way cooler.

"What do you do for work?"

"I'm currently on a quest to streamline logistics for a big importer"
When you're too busy hacking to do exercise -- do both!
I guess we will find out!
My understanding is you can just replace all govt income with tariffs, so no problem
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Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles
Ahhh checks out. lol
How is this real life