@mchlmtthw.bsky.social
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Wait she’s really getting the Mary J Blige boots but no Bob?!
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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No way?!?! Happy birthday!

Same year too?
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Oooof sorry, I know how that is all too well
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Oh damn! What time did doe go on?
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I was creeping tickets all day but they never dropped to an acceptable price 🫠🫠🫠

How was the show?
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Please send cameos, joints and nudes.
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It’s my 38th birthday! 🎉🎉🎉
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Glad to see what I’ve been taking isn’t full of lead 🥰
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You know I think the world got much worse when we started being mean to Karen’s. I haven’t had good customer service in like 10 years
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I also feel much hotter now than I did in my twenties. I think beard and consistent weight lifting go a long way for me
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If I get it one or two more times this year I will be eligible for tonsil removal 🫠
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AS A CHILD OF STREP THROAT EXPERIENCE 💀💀💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I haven’t yet thrown up but I almost do everytime! And like the gagging reflex hurts so much.
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Do you like doing the swabs yourself?

I kind of hate it and wish they would just do it for me.

Specifically referring to the throat swab.