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· Apr 30
RFK Jr. Suspends All CDC Autism Studies, Says ‘I’ll Just Use My Gut and This One Documentary From 2006’
WASHINGTON DC— In a move that stunned scientists, educators, and several confused Labradoodles trained in scent detection therapy, newly appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F.
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· Apr 19
John Cena Grants 100th Make-A-Wish of the Year, Leaves Each Kid With a Puzzle That Has One Piece Missing
LAS VEGAS, NV — In what should have been a heartwarming milestone, John Cena’s 100th Make-A-Wish fulfillment this year took an unexpected turn when each child received a custom puzzle missing exactly…
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· Apr 15
WrestleMania Pyro Budget Exceeds GDP of Small Nation; Audience to be Given Sunglasses and Life Insurance Waivers
LAS VEGAS, NV — In a stunning display of fiscal recklessness and patriotic explosions, WrestleMania 41 has officially surpassed the gross domestic product of at least one Eastern European country in…
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· Apr 5
New Study Finds Most Americans Unaware They’ve Been Holding Breath Since March 2020
ATLANTA, GA — A groundbreaking study released today by the National Institute for Lingering Trauma has found that nearly 92% of Americans have, without realizing it, been holding their collective…
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· Mar 27
Federation Security Report Finds Holodecks Account for 72% of Workplace Incidents, 100% of Weird Vibes
STARDATE 90815.4 — SAN FRANCISCO, EARTH — A newly declassified report from Starfleet Security has confirmed what most crew members already suspected but were too traumatized or polite to say out loud…
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· Mar 26
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· Mar 26
New Study Shows 85% of Americans Too Burned Out to Read the Study
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A groundbreaking new study from the National Institute for Overwhelming Everything (NIOE) has found that approximately 85% of Americans are too mentally, emotionally…
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· Mar 23
Elon Musk Offers to Mediate Middle East Conflict Using Poll Feature on X
MENLO PARK, CA — In a bold move that experts have described as “spectacularly unserious,” billionaire entrepreneur and part-time meme curator Elon Musk announced Monday that he intends to resolve the…
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· Jan 15
Report: World’s Last Person Without a Smartphone Thinks Everyone Else Is Just ‘Really Good at Directions’
In a quiet corner of rural Vermont, 67-year-old Roger Whitman remains blissfully unaware that he is the last person on Earth without a smartphone. Whitman, who still uses a flip phone he bought in 200...
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· Dec 20
Congress Agrees on Bipartisan Bill to Ban Agreeing on Anything Else
In a rare display of unity, Congress has come together to pass a groundbreaking bipartisan bill—ironically, to ensure they never agree on anything ever again. The “No More Agreement Act of 2024” saile...
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· Dec 12
“Big Trouble in Little China” (1986) – Film Review
In 1986, director John Carpenter unleashed a whirlwind of martial arts, mysticism, and comedy in Big Trouble in Little China. Starring Kurt Russell as the boisterous yet hilariously inept truck driver...
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