Made Mythic with Golgari Scam in Timeless - Jund struggled to ladder once I hit Diamond, so I pivoted to this truly degen pile for strong results! @fireshoes.bsky.social

Mythic in Timeless with Jund - the dream is ALIVE and it's the most fun I've had playing constructed in a while! The Hierarchs largely don't feel necessary, I'd cut at least two for the fourth Zone Guard and the third Barrowgoyf. @fireshoes.bsky.social

Mythic in Timeless with GW stompy - the containment priests came up maybe twice, would rather have more creature removal. @fireshoes.bsky.social

God bless my chungus grandfather

Sex and more often than not The City

Sex and occasionally The City

Everybody gangsta until they draw the bottom text Mana Drain

Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was his problem?

Almost Friday

Lowkey they need to make the Super Bowl look more like Fortnite

Eddie Bauer on me

Dreamt that there was a new vaping trend where teens had large pins attached to their pants (imagine security tag meets chain wallet) and they would stab themselves in the sacrum to take a hit #Goated #ThatsValidTho