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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️

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Editor/Writer Sports Illustrated, DrRoto 2x FSWA Finalist • 12x #SFB15 • Mod r/footballcards Prev: DraftKings, Athlon Sports, The Game Day, ClutchPoints, GiveMeSport #FantasyFootball #IDP #Hokies #Progressive #Atheist #Hawaiian

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 3h

Movin on up #IDP #FantasyFootball

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 11h

Only a true low life scum sucking parasite of a human would so openly demean one of his own players in the middle of the season.

The lack of decorum from these people (conservatives) is unhinged. I can't say enough about how disgusting this behavior is to me.

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 11h

I don't care if Fields is consuming human flesh or starting a ground war in Russia.

Like the famous line from Saving Private Ryan says, "Gripes go up." And since he is the owner, Johnson should be taking accountability at worst and at best, keeping his mouth shut, not making public comments.

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 11h

Woody Johnson's comments about Justin Fields so effectively demonstrate what a complete and utter piece of shit he is. The owner of the team, under no circumstances, should be throwing the QB under the bus.

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 1d

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Collective Soul Cat

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 1d

Sometimes you gotta sing the bridge and chorus to Collective Soul's "Shine" under your breath for most of the day.

Whoaaaa, Heaven let your light shine down

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 1d

Don't lick the walls and you'll be good

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 6d

I humbly and simply posit Daniel Stern should've won the best supporting actor award at the Oscars for his performance as coach Brickma in Rookie of the Year.

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Rookie of the Year - Best of Brickma

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 6d

Up to 124th in expert accuracy on FantasyPros. #FantasyFootball

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 8d

Wawa's gobbler hoagie (turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce) is so stupid and so good. I love it

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 11d

If you order boneless wings, you're part of the problem.

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 12d

There's a wide receiver on the Arkansas Razorbacks named O'Mega Blake. You gotta love it.

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 12d

How I imagine the person when I see the "someone has looked at your profile" notification on LinkedIn

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𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 15d

Here's what I don't get. In the video for Thriller. It starts with that wolf man movie. MJ and the girl are in it. Then MJ and the same girl are watching the movie, yet neither of them acknowledge they are watching their own movie. 🤷‍♂️

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 20d

I see an emdash!? AI apology!

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘸 𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘩𝘢 𝘋𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘢 🏈🖊️ @mattkdelima.com · 21d

The Netflix show Black Rabbit, with Jason Bateman and Jude Law, is a festering pit of ever-building tension. I mean this in the best way possible. Holy shit.