that's such an amazing idea!

things are getting HEATED in the group chat

I have gotten three different "last chance" emails for an AI Webinar.

all i want is a really good cortado and a million dollars

Writing a thing about Salem (again) & just to reiterate a thing I once said in a Monster of the Month talk:

50-90% of what we call the paranormal—from witchcraft to ghosts to what-have-you—can be explained by the fact that patriarchal cultures despise teenage girls & have no idea what to do w/them.

wife of bath

sorry to hear about your newfound strength!

this looks way too much like bad toes

is your identical twin acting up again?

somehow i thought this post was about geese

i read this whole comment thinking you were talking about websites playing accordion music as you read them.

hi im men

break legs!

will u please find out the shapes we hate?

one of the few joys of facebook is seeing that my old friends' kids now look like my memory of my friends

it has pockets!

VIM! IT IS NOT A HINGED OPINION THREAD.

i have lots of impeccable opinions but that was not the assignment.

(also, all of my opinions are peccable.)

when my friends post on the unhinged opinions thread: oh what an interesting foible!

when strangers post on the unhinged opinion thread: YOU BUMBLING FOOL! YOU NINCOMPOOP! YOU MONSTER!

you can reply to any sincere compliment by saying “it has pockets!!” and doing a little dance

color!

the request wasn't for hinged literary opinions.

i think we can give up on the short story as a failed experiment.

it makes theoretical sense--long poems are good and so are short poems--but it just doesn't work in practice.

RIP Thoreau you would've loved zillow

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