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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 15h
A wind came.

It blew across the land.
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 1d
Is this a veiled Dick Cheney reference?
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 2d
This is quality.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 2d
Saw the word ion and I thought we were going to have some plasma in the chat.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 2d
Read this like a leprechaun and it’s a lot of fun.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 2d
What a fucking joke. You’re assuming there’s even going to BE an election! Wake up!

Also baseball!
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
I mean… come on. I’d fuck that couch just out of respect to the designer.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Every time I’m taking my kids around and we smell skunkiness, I tell them “you know there’s an animal that makes that smell too. It’s not just bad weed.”
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Can you make one for me too? I’d like an embarrassing amount of mayonnaise please.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Because he owns them. Or they own him. Either way, don’t trust televised news. Especially not now.

BBC, DW News. France 24, RTE, the Guardian… all fairly reliable sources.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Didn’t her last name get changed to her maiden name on Wikipedia?
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
So do I.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
But they make the food.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
A piece of history, and a beautiful reminder of life.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Much brown food.

I’m on board, let’s get started.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
We talking files? Cables? Letter? Or maybe a combo labeler?

I love my Dymo 450 and Rhyno, but I’ll keep an open mind about your new one.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
I’ve got that going for me.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Standard time could stop fascism and eat anything you want without gaining weight.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Also the least desired team to win the world series this post season. Lots of milestones for them.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
I do not think that means what you think it means. Anybody want a peanut?
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Long overdue for a post like this.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
Pretend I wrote something that used clock parts as genitals and said god only made those two types, and the people who laughed were not only regulars but also master Clock Smiths. Amateurs too.

Pretend that.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 3d
When they cheat, we ignore.

When we ignore, they steal.

When they steal, we write a letter.
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Marzipandancer @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 4d
Fuck the Dodgers. I don’t give a shit. A one run win in game 7 is tantamount to a draw, but they get to look like geniuses for spending all the money in the world.

God I hope the Blue Jays can find another run.
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