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@maryel.bsky.social
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wow, wow, wow, fellas…look at the old girl now, fellas elaine_stritch on twitter
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1h
No Waltz for Eva and Che…they will be hearing from my attorneys
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1h
the new Evita cast recording being only 10 tracks…when I catch you, album producers…

Rachel with a Z sounds beeeeeyond tho
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5h
gonna actually write this essay and then it will be so over for you hoes
maryel.bsky.social mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
Michael Caine treating the Muppets as humans in Muppet Christmas Carol and Tim Curry treating himself as a Muppet in Muppet Treasure Island are integral to what makes them objectively fantastic movies, because at the end of the day they are at the same LEVEL as the Muppets. in this essay I will
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 8h
big idiot, bigger forehead
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10h
my senior year of high school I played Albert’s mom in Bye Bye Birdie, and I need you all to understand that I absolutely destroyed
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
it’s one of the greatest movies ever made, Christmas or otherwise
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
Michael Caine treating the Muppets as humans in Muppet Christmas Carol and Tim Curry treating himself as a Muppet in Muppet Treasure Island are integral to what makes them objectively fantastic movies, because at the end of the day they are at the same LEVEL as the Muppets. in this essay I will
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
OHHHHH!!!!
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14h
obsessed with your photography
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15h
if I am ever not doing a bit on twitter, I have been replaced by a replicant
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15h
😍😍😍
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15h
HELL yeah
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 18h
tootober
(from jmcgg on instagram, one of my favorite accounts)
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 18h
them: don’t make a grand entrance or anything. The vibe is chill

me:
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 19h
good morning tootsky
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
can I come over and stare at you like this
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
HELL YEAH
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Sally Bowles-Toot @sally-bowles.bsky.social · 1d
hey girl are you the Yankees? because damn
maryel.bsky.social mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
hey girl are you Dolly? because hello
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
@suzietoot.bsky.social thank you for everything you’ve given us! 💚💚💚
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
the tootober videos are just so joyful and butttootking is so joyful and I am FILLING UP on joy this month because that’s how we win, divas!!!!!
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
in case you were wondering why I am the way I am, I present this picture of my mother as proof that it is inherited
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
WELL YES!!
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
ugh my mom’s anniversary is 11/14 and her birthday is 11/30 so I totally get it—sending lots of love to you!
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
♥️♥️♥️ I miss my mom the most in the fall.
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maryel.bsky.social
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1d
hey girl are you Dolly? because hello
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