Hit 1k views woooo

So close to 1k views I can taste it…

In other news:

BLANK is on Youtube once again!

After a string of festivals and a months-long stint on Omeleto, my award-winning short is now live on my own channel.

Starring Tova Weinberger, Nayib Felix, and Quentin Thomson.

Check it out. #filmsky #scriptsky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk5_...

just cover their houses in catscan machines

The neighbor got a catscan machine

fun fact - these made your butt leak

Somewhere in the spirit of ma-rketing

She absolutely would have voted, knowing that it's the preferrable option to the violence she endured

The only correct way to look at things

"Mr Toretto, you believe in family above all. Now, we will put that to the test. If your car goes below 55 miles per hour--"

Fast and Sawrious

All you have to do is wait for an Earthquake in LA

My horror is cosmic and unending

Smells kind of musty

I experience space discontinuously

"The desert is an ocean with its life underground and the perfect disguise above..."

Wild that you've managed to watch this at the same time I'm doing stuff with it

Somehow, 2016 has returned

Next Week Tomorrow with Stephen Colbert

hoohhooooooo boy

It's his secret tactic

Such a shame since he already had chronic penis insufficiency

My latest: The wheels are falling off Netanyahu's government. Outside Israel, Bibi appears ascendant. But inside, the reality could not be more different. His government just lost two parties and now effectively controls just 50 of the Knesset's 120 seats and is careening toward collapse. Gift link: