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Manager Beeza

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The 3 managers of Lobotomy Corporation RBX branch. 🟥 = Cocky 🟪 = Librarian ⬜️ = Soft // = admin/ooc (PMoon/LCorp parody account with an ounce of OCs) (Part of PMsky) Ran by: https://bsky.app/profile/beezaweeza.bsky.social

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · Feb 17

🟥 So L has pestered me enough to finally make a strawpage for like inquiries or something. It’s in an early state but it’s functional, I think. I’m sure he’ll make me add more in the future.

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .

ALT: a cartoon smiley face with a big smile on its face and a big mouth .

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 2d

🟥 real

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 2d

🟥 *he then respawns back to normal* see, much better now.
🟪 Having seen both now, I do prefer you with a head of hair.
🟥 I do aswell. now, your turn.
🟪 *he snickers* We’ll see about that.

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 2d

🟥 Somebody thought it would be a HILARIOUS prank to throw YOURE BALD at me. IM FUCKING BALD NOW.
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 2d

🟥 dap me up

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 3d

🟥 who up lobotomizing they corporation?

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 9d

🟥 I agree
🟪 Why is the entire company full of unintelligible specimens?
🟥 I am more than just a specimen!
🟪 That you are.
🟥 wha- HEY!

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 9d

🟪 . . . @lcorporation.bsky.social get your employee, they’ve lost it.

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 9d

🟥 …what?
🟪 How you got past the hiring phase is beyond me.

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 10d

// kill spawnism nosoi is better

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16d

🟥 have you tried getting rid of your stomach? pain can’t happen to something that doesn’t exist

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16d

🟥 it’s been extremely boring here lately. nothing interesting happens
🟪 He interprets orderly has uninteresting.
🟥 I interpret jack shit happening as a sign I need to make things interesting myself.
🟪 By likely destroying half the facility in the process.
🟥 it’s worth it.
🟪 No. No it isn’t.
🟥 😐 lame

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 17d

🟥 this doesn’t feel correct
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 17d

🟥 it’s october already?
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 18d

// I’m lowkey not a good pick to try and support others so if any of that sounds shit that’s probably why. I am the least qualified person to be a therapist or psychologist.
Anyways, seek those who may aid you, and I hope you can get better

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 18d

// mine has papers in the break room and a board in the back employees only area but I do stocking in a membership club so it is be different for whatever you do. Worth a shot to check though. It may help. You could also try to talk with your boss or another higher up about it and they might help.

Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 18d

// the joke writes itself but I feel like this isn’t a joking scenario. If you can, try to quit and find someone better. If you’re stuck with the job you currently have, then they may have a mental health hotline or something like it. My job has a mental health thing I forgot existed so check yours.