Tess Snider
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Fairy codemother. Free-range veteran game programmer and underground programming teacher. Co-owner of indie game studio Hidden Achievement.
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Never attribute to artificial incompetence that which is adequately explained by natural incompetence.
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I think that one of the biggest mistakes made in activism is in misreading the motivations of the rank-and-file members of the opposition, and especially assuming that the motivation of the people pulling the strings is the same as the motivation of the rank-and-file.
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Oceans of Slumber - Nights in White Satin
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If you were local (I'm not sure where local is for you), I'd point you at my next-door-neighbors, who are game devs who also randomly do quality car wraps.
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How delightful to just be starting Stardew. To experience it for the first time. What a place to be!
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The type of underwire that's uncomfortable enough to be aggressively distracting, but not quite piquante enough to qualify as proper BDSM gear.
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I don't expect it to run that long. The longest shutdown I can recall was the 35 day one back in '18, and that was bizarrely long by historical standards.
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Unity Editor: Open Preferences? What a strange, exotic activity you are attempting to do. Too much of a challenge. I think I'm just going to freeze, instead.
A progress bar in Unity Editor. It is waiting for "Unity's code to finish executing." It is trying to open the Preferences window.
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Sometimes, I just have to reason out that I'll get my money's worth out of a thing. I should try out Peet. I'm a big fan of Thorlo.
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Yes, so much, yes. I don't think people talk enough about the effect of bad socks on ND folks, and also how this can be one of the ways that poverty can cause serious problems for them.
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If I were born in a later generation, someone probably would have called CPS in horror, but it was the 1980s, and CPS would only come out if you were playing D&D, listening to metal, doing drugs, or if your parents were sawing your limbs off to make a throne of bones for their dark satanic master.
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Mom bought me some factory reject socks when I was a kid. Not just factory reject socks, but factory reject socks with seams that you could feel! I still remember the squirmy misery of it all decades later.
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"May you eternally have crumbs in your bra" may be a worse curse than "May you eternally wear irregular socks," but it only works on people who wear bras.
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We need to rewind the internet.
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I think we've learned from the proliferation of ghost pepper products that there's a market out there for dare food.
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I'd love a music service people could write their own clients for. There could be an official one for the normies, but enthusiasts could try out different clients people made.
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I don't understand why everyone is so bad at this. It's a &$@!ing music-player. It's not that hard.
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My biggest complaint is that they copied the Spotify interface too closely. There were improvements I would have liked, and they mostly just copied it and stopped there.
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I use Tidal, and I did indeed transfer one of my Spotify lists.
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Well played. Well played indeed.
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A lesson I have had to learn scores of times.
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Noooooooo. The pipeline must flow!
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Krita is pretty much everything I wished GIMP had been -- to the extent that I'm now convinced that anyone still encouraging the use of GIMP for painting doesn't actually paint.
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I feel this in my bones.
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As I was recently reminded while migrating all my old art files to a new machine.
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My general policy is that NO ART SOURCE FILES GO INTO THE CODE REPO EVER. I worked on an MMO where I had to wait to download everyone's Zbrush files, and I know Zbrush, and I use Zbrush, but downloading all those red waxy sweetlings should not get in the way of fixing bugs.