🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️
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Welcome to Bluesky! Where links aren't throttled, Nazis aren't coddled, and every few days, the logo remodeled.
Experienced a first today: was peeing at a urinal when I farted so hard that the stream-pressure dropped as the pressure on my bladder reduced. Still learning new things about the miracle of the body after all these years
Unemployment is up but at least we have the new UFC fight coming to the White House
Undocumented ICE agents arresting undocumented immigrants is peak irony
Pretty chill that half the US ruling-class and political establishment are hiding the Epstein files. Just a reminder, the senate quietly voted 51-49 in favor of keeping the Epstein records sealed while the media wasn't paying attention after Charlie Kirk's death
I always thought Bill Maher was kind of an idiot years ago, even back when he had his network show that got canceled. However I have to admit he has exceeded my expectations and blossomed into a very potent idiot today. It's beautiful to see such a rare transformation in nature
This isn't photoshopped. It's widely understood that this mustache is verboten, as one of the worst people to ever exist sported this mustache; a man who spread fear and lies about groups of innocent people, causing endless suffering. The other person was Hitler.
I guess we should have read the label more closely...
Errol Musk causes autism during pregnancy
I know for a fact Tylenol doesn't cause autism. My mom took a shit-ton of it while pregnant, and I looked up every individual ingredient and put it in a multi-variable comorbidity matrix where I cross-referenced it with the most common diet foods and supplements in each decade broken down by regi...
It’s only "censorship" if it comes from the censorship region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling government-overreach.
Military roaming the streets, multiple political assassinations, Israel still at war, Poland attacked, Ukraine still at war, regular school shootings, ICE raids, tariffs, postal service to America suspended, boycotts of American goods. Is literally anything better?
Since the Department of Defense is now the "Department of War," might as well rename the National Guard, who is currently helping illegal ICE raids, to National Assault
A number of followers have pointed out that I've been overly critical of Burning Man lately. I would like to apologize to no one. Shit sucks. I've learned nothing and won't "do better" because I'm already the best and all my opinions are awesome. Maybe make a festival that I approve of next time
Really enjoying the Burning Man schadenfreude this year. Lots of posts like, "it was really hard this year, nothing went to plan, we were stuck..." etc, followed by "..but it was awesome." Sounds like it was shit and your face was shit. I enjoyed showering, electricity, and Korean BBQ
People are making speculations about Trump's health because he hasn't been heard or seen for several days--everything from stroke to heart failure. No matter what your politics are, it's wildly inappropriate to speculate that he has a heart.
There's this idiotic & dishonest graph floating around online. Columbine happened in 1999. Doom had sold 3.5M copies by then. The shooters, Dylan & Eric, played Doom. So the per-capita mass-shooting rate of Doom players is high because they represent a larger percentage of a smaller group. Dumb.