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We don’t even need metaphor. 205 years ago the compromise for where to allow slavery was a literal line, 36 deg 30 min latitude. Then the U.S. allowed Kansas to vote on it, leading to civil war. They were admitted to the Union the day 11 southern states seceded. This is the legacy of centrism.
To be pedantic, this is an evening scene. White tie with tails for men and bare upper chest/arms for ladies is only appropriate at night. Dude is probably creepin’ at a dinner or party.
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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Unfortunately, my Marusya is gone.
I miss her so much, my hands just drop...

Thank you so much @magenta7.bsky.social
for this wonderful piece of art.
Broke: Joining a Teams call on your phone.
Woke: Joining a Teams call on your work laptop with a headset so you can walk and talk.
Bespoke: Driving a Teams webinar with multiple presenters and live Q/A using Xbox Steamclone from the comfort of your gaming chair and underwear.
I love OneDrive. My work machine cannot save anything to hard drive so I do all my work through the cloud. I also get the benefits of version control and auditing. It’s great.
Are the fucking catacombs in the same place as the regular catacombs or—
If you love that shit get your hands on “Park and Recreation Structures“ volumes 1-3 By Albert H. Good, 1938. Hundreds of pages of photos and drawings of palaces and shithouses made from logs, clay, stone.
Cone and rod cells in bird eyes also contain colored oil droplets that filter light before the cells sense the light. Filtering light reduces color overlaps between the four cone types, allowing birds to distinguish a high number of colors. Humans do not have these oil droplets.
Your eyes contain rod cells, which are sensitive to low light, and cone cells, which are sensitive to color. Humans have three types of cone cells. Birds have four. In some birds that fourth cone cell is sensitive to UV light, allowing birds to see colors beyond the rainbow.
Did you ever watch the stop motion movie “James and the Giant Peach”?
Lets talk about the wonderful, ultraviolet world of pigeon plumage: 🧵
Many anti-blight ordinances allow the municipality to forcibly correct the offending issues and bill the homeowner if they ignore an order. Usually comes with extra complaints by the inspector forced to go look at the house.
Bro, don’t go there unless you are looking for inspiration for a body horror film.
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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i want computer to make movie for me. i want computer to talk to me. i want computer to take my job. i want to fuck computer. i want computer to mock and devalue the very spark of ingenuity and creativity that makes us human
If love is real then let the people choose, Chuck! We cannot allow democracy to be pounded by complacency!
Good morning I am going feral with excitement
¿Dónde está el collar gap?
Same reason people buy goods made in Israel or using slave labor in Xinjiang. They don’t care. Most human rights issues are abstract or even fake to them. Money and fame is real.
I bet he uses his band and cult to traffic humans for movie producers and other powerful people in entertainment.