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Sam

@macroplasticz.bsky.social

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Mid-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 https://www.instagram.com/thetruestsam

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 15h

You can't forget the pictureless men tapping you!

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 22h

Lmao the official Democrat insta page is making Mamdani edits and literally all of the top comments are like "where was this support when he was actually running you spineless cowards"

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 1d

Mamdani won the nyc mayoral election! 🎉

Killing myself countdown with the word POSTPONED written across it.

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 2d

Researching new computers ON my computer feels so mean :(

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 2d

It's a devastating betrayal on our part, the clocks are fictional anyway

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 2d

They're gonna be so happy when it sets back

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 2d

How to explain to my cat that I'm not starving her, the clocks just changed

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 3d

Finally watched the Bake Off semifinal and I'm screaming and crying and throwing up

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 4d

Go to the club, but do an interpretive dance on cell division while there

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 4d

Went to a wedding and I don't think I got a single picture whoops

Man sitting on his bed wearing a black suit with a pink shirt and a black and pink floral tie.

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 5d

If there's no jazzercise at the function I'm not going

Man dressed in short blue shorts and a yellow tank top with a color block fanny pack and pink sweatbands on his head and wrists. There's a pec flyachone in the background.

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 5d

Watching Sinners and drinking wine... Need Michael B. Jordan carnally

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 5d

It's so good

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 8d

Hm maybe I could be proven wrong, idk the speed at which everyone online shifted from playing the game to shiny hunting just made it seem like it went by super fast