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Philthany Iptano

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✨ I’m Satan ✨ ✨ if Satan were neurodivergent ✨ ✨ pansexual ✨ ✨ and Greek ✨ ✨Pro-LGBTQ + women's rights✨ 🔥FREE PALESTINE🔥

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Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 9d

Voting for Trump is unforgivable

Absolutely irredeemable

It should never be forgotten who actually supported this piece of shit

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 12h

Time to give Pitchfork (polite, respectful) Hell for giving my favorite album a 6.7!!!

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 1d

I at least respect older conservatives - sure, they have unpopular opinions, but at least they weren’t necessarily monsters.

But the younger guys? Straight up clowns using right wing politics as a vehicle to attack all have-nots. That entire demographic SUCKS.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 1d

Oh wait, emphatic too I guess

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 1d

Pragmatic is the only descriptive “atic” I really care about, honestly.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 1d

And they were nicer than Anthony, who.. man he killed that record.

Gotta say I agree with him, though.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 2d

The most existent song of all time.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 2d

One of her lesser albums, especially of the last few, but MAN “Constant Repeat” is a banger.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 3d

Google: let’s fight the real enemy

The real enemy, apparently:

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Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 3d

An American gigolo

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 3d

That Stromboli though

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Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 3d

Al DeNiro doesn’t have a nice ring to it, but he should put a ring on it anyways.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 3d

Dear LORD drop all the Dr. Pepper on me 😭😭 soda perfection

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 4d

The 1999 Family Values Tour version is the one of THE greatest live performances I’ve ever heard. So electric.

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Re-Arranged (Live / Family Values Tour 1999)

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Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 4d

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Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 4d

This song kicks so much ass in Horrible Bosses.

Philthany Iptano @machinegunphilly.bsky.social · 6d

Yes

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 6d

I feel like these pics need to be preserved for future generations

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 6d

Good news, everyone, people can still be shamed

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 6d

Snoop Dogg teams up with GLAAD and queer artist Jeremy Beloate to support LGBTQ+ youth and families, following his earlier remarks about queer relationships in films:

“Partnering with GLAAD for Spirit Day just felt right, because spreading love and respect for everybody is what real gangstas do.”