Princess Lupin (Switch 2: 32% Funded)
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Ruler of the VA community. Writer of poison filled scripts. Believer in true love. Minors DNI! 18+ Tribute? https://throne.com/lupinstolemyheart
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Is Lady Mochi starting to accept her brother?

I have no idea. She screams at him and hits him one second and then tries to sniff him and get close to him the next.

I would not be surprised if she tries to sell him.
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Side note: anyone wanna take me on a date and tell me how pretty I am and how the community cowers in fear of me? No?
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Lupin's dating advice:

While it can be cathartic to trauma dump on a complete stranger on a dating app, it is not generally a green flag to a potential partner.

Unless they're into that.
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Overall, I'd pass on this one. If it were full on sesame or cream cheese flavor, this would be good. The cookie is amazing though.
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Cream: Where do I begin? It's salty for sure. Like need water salty. It's also a strong cheese flavor. Not cream cheese, like I was thinking, but kind of like gouda? With a sesame aftertaste. It's odd. And not the kind of odd that is strangely good. It just made me thirsty. 2/10.
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So, the cookie part. I may be imagining this, but it feels thinner? More wafer like. Also less sweet. An improvement on the American yellow oreo cookie. Still tastes like vanilla. But better. Crispier. 8/10.
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Oreo review that no one asked for (except maybe the kind soul who funded this via my wishlist)

Okay, so I'm not sure what the official flavor is but the translation on the back labelled these as cheese oreos with sesame? If anyone recognizes these, please let me know.
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Made it through the night! Huzzah for being the third wheel!
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Y'all are making me blush. I'm heading out now. Gonna do my best to get through being a third wheel. But hey, at least I look pretty and it's one of my favorite restaurants.
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Am I not the prettiest third wheel you ever did see?
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Am I not the prettiest third wheel you ever did see?
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Am I gonna be a third wheel tonight? Yes.

Will I look fabulous while doing it? YES.

I got a new dress! It's different than my usual style, but I'm excited to wear it out.
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Don't worry, guys! I think I just solved my dating woes! I just need someone to test it on . . . pay no attention to the skull!
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Rowan's story is one that definitely kept me intrigued!
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Behold hoomans! I have reached the top of this cat tree! You may all now form a line and grovel before me. Fund that stupid hoomans switch 2! Give me treats! Buy bling for Mochi!

. . . did I do a good job, Mochi?
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Happy Saturday!

I'm still fundraising for a Nintendo switch 2 to celebrate the milestone of 500 public scripts! We're currently at 32%. If you've enjoyed my scripts and ever wanted to give back, please consider donating!

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That urge to make an NSFW twitter just for my unhinged thoughts is growing strong again . . .
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You all will be pleased to know that Lord Boots has learned from Lady Mochi and has begun to help her in her task to keep me focused on writing.

Just one problem, he really needs pets all the time. Like all the time. And my hands can't pet and type at the same time . . .
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Go try that new restaurant on your own. Take yourself out to the movies. Or hey, if you're like me, dress up like a princess and conquer the Renaissance Faire. It may feel scary, but life doesn't need to be put on hold while you look for a partner.