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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 1d

It's also evident in the proboscises

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

This makes it look a lot more insufferable than the actual movie was

Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

We, as a nation, never sock it to things anymore. When's the last time anyone socked anything to anyone else? Been a while.

I bet it feels really good, being socked to

Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, is the Autobot's Ark kinda shaped like their faction symbol, or am I high on crack

(again)

Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 2d

My brain interpreted that as "Zucchini has a learning curve," which is also true.

I assume.

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

The other day on Bluesky someone made a post about Cloris Leachman, and I was all "oh no, she died didn't she," and I looked it up and I was SO relieved to discover she died YEARS ago

Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Typical Sheev, bringing static electricity to a Gigawatt Particle Beam Cannon Fight

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe? If it starts talking back?

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

Well, your culinary analogy is arguable, but your overall point is valid!

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 5d

It really looks like fun there!

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 6d

Try it in a tuxedo sometime. Classy as f*ck.

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Lunchmonkey @lunchmonkey.bsky.social · 11d

"Transformers: The Movie" (1986). I have to admit, every time I see Optimus Prime die, I cry like a fat little baby. Even though I KNOW he'll be coming back, it just hurts.

Starscream too, but to a lesser extant.