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mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jul 25

sorry i’m letting crazy brain take the wheel today but just here because i have self control out the fucking ass. not even texting him crazy even a little bit. just being normal and chill and well adjusted even though i wanna eat him.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jul 25

i wish he was a crazy person like me and just said crazy stuff all the time actually no i don’t because that’s what lake was like and it sucked but damn is it hard to be anxious and be the crazy one. i just want to crawl in his skin and live there forever and be in love with him til i die

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jul 25

idk why i’m feeling so crazy today i am #anxiouslyattached just today tho bc really i have a #disorganizedattachmentstyle and he is #avoidant so it’s making me a crazy person BUT i am ultimately in control of my experience and it’s fine.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jul 25

ITS FINE ITS FINE ITS FINE maybe he does love me maybe he doesn’t WHO KNOWS i wish i did but i DONT AND ITS OK IM JUST FEELING A LITTLE CRAZY but even if he doesn’t it’s fiiiiiine actually no it’s not LOL i will be crushed but im strong it will be okay

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jul 25

crazy girl thought but what if the present he’s making me is him telling me he’s in love with me in some crazy way HAHAHAHA i should NOT be thinking that bc i will only be disappointed if that’s not the case but it would be so cute and i would sob and cry like wtf. he won’t tho bc he’s not like that

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jul 25

just imagined if i told him i was in love with him and he didn’t say it back and it made me so sad i sobbed LOL #crazygirlbehavior im chill tho i just am so in love with him it hurts and i want to say it so bad but i wont

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Jun 3

heeeeyyyy. i’m in love with him but it’s nbd. we don’t say that yet so im saying it here very quietly. we’ll be together for a significant amount of time i can feel it. i love you.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · May 1

unpacking my polyamory trauma. if u were wondering. worth it because he’s weirdly perfect. keeping an eye on that.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Apr 11

im so painfully obsessed with him. hes so sexy and if i could baby trap him i would. #real

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Apr 10

sometimes you get scared by what you jerk off to and your fake boyfriend has to bring you boba and rub your head for 4 hours. then its ok!

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Apr 10

hey guys (just me) just updating i pretended he never told me hes nonmonog and am just proceeding as usual :D when it starts hurting too bad or becomes imminent i will address it and decide what i wanna do but for now im just letting him do weird stuff to my body and #goingwiththeflow

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Apr 2

spoke too soon as always. hes nonmonog. whatever. it was too good to be real anywayyyssssssssssss im dumb but hes still hot so i will fuck him tonight either way.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 28

he should be way more scared of me. like why is he sending me nudes while wearing my shirt. i know where you live now. if you dont want me to start watching you from the parking lot across the street from your house and banging on your door at all hours u should be way more careful what u send me.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 28

this is how i know he wants to bare my children

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 28

definitely all his roommates heard me getting the shit fucked out of me but im choosing not to care. im giving them morning gossip. they should thank me.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 28

he fucked me so good now hes making me pancakes and bacon before his shift……he’s in love with me. for sure.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 27

dykes who date ppl who look just like them i GET YOU i would absolutely date my clone but no one is as sexy and swagged out as me tbh

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 27

i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need youni nee fyou i nsed you i need you i wndx you

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 26

i want him so bad all the time ive never wanted anyone as badly as i want him. its all i can do to not call him and beg him to come over and fuck me til i cry. hes all i can think about im getting wet just thinking about the way he smells. i want the full weight of him on me. i need it.

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 22

me and my ex are pogo cousins once removed (his current boyfriend and my pretend boyfriend live together)

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 22

he left his rings at my house u know what that meeeeaaaaans im gonna put them #inmypussy

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 20

i need to bite the fuck out of his bicep

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 18

tik tok tarot reader just said hes gonna get me pregnant WOOOOOOOO LETS GO DYKES

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mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 18

i did have to draw the line at period sex tho he wanted to fuck me on my period i said hellllllll no thats for boyfriends only well out loud what i said was “hehe” but i think the message was received

mister monster @lunchladyluv.bsky.social · Mar 18

i could go down on him for hours and hours im so serious