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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️
@lukeacl.com
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ಠ_ಠ; if you like water you'll already like 72% of me; abandon all hope, ye who enter here; pilot; programmer; cyclist; shitposter; queer; pisces; poly; he/him/they 📍 australia 🫧 https://bubbel.blue #bubbel
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 15d
Proud card carrying member.
A hand holding a plastic card labelled “ANTIFA CARD”. It’s a photoshop of the “SIMP CARD” meme.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 1h
LITERALLY. Go on then. Do it.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 1h
I’ve worked in customer service before and can offer tips on how to handle this situation professionally.

Did you try: “hey lady, go fuck yourself”?
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 2h
In other news, I shit myself while working in the garden yesterday. Glad it wasn’t just a fart.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 2h
Apparently he has some sort of auto immune disease or other compromised condition that makes him susceptible to the toxins in mould.

It could also be his diet of only heavily salted steak. 🤷‍♂️
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 2h
I’m delayed for work this morning because my plane is broken 400km away.

So you know what that means? Luke Goes Out For Coffee And Skeets About It™. ☕️
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 2h
I hate when that happens
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 3h
Oh no, Jordan Peterson is in the ICU?
An animal laying on the side of the road with a Get Well Soon balloon tied to it and floating above.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 3h
I would never snitch
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 12h
In bed once more aren’t I.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 12h
Because stretching is what? Fundamental.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 13h
Damn I hate it when that happens
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 13h
Yet here you are. x
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 14h
It’s okay. I definitely forgive you.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 14h
You ok babe? You’ve barely touched your Bluesky.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 14h
The hardcore monogamists can get in the bin tbh. Like calm down, you know?
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 14h
hiben
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 14h
Gotta catch em all tho
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 15h
Nothing prepares you for what’s involved in moving 9 tonnes of soil using only a wheelbarrow and a shovel. 💀

My body hurts sm.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 20h
It’s dishwasher friendly
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 21h
Nah not penetrating any perfectly sized holes today.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 21h
My flight path this morning
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 21h
Finally I can finish work on my AI based love bot, the FuckBot4000 that can be coupled with a realistic synthetic human body clad in 100% natural cow leather and no less that 37 functional holes.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 21h
OpenAI CEO announces they will soon allow verified adults to use ChatGPT to generate erotic content.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 21h
whodacutie? youdacutie!
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 21h
I’m flying my gay little ass off today. Dodging clouds, greasing runways, taking names. It’s all happening.
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 21h
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says `` me '' .
Alt: Kevin from the office says “me think why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
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