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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 8h

The baseball torment nexus

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 9h

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 9h

My little heart can't take it

Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 9h

Impossible not to love Ernie Clement

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Michael John Lo @michaeljohnlo.bsky.social · 10h

Been hugely enjoying the live coverage put out by the Globe and Mail team for the Jays games this weeked. This update from @grahamisador.bsky.social made me laugh:

My girlfriend is worried for me

Graham Isador
Reporter

No clue what to do with my hands at any point during the fifth. When the benches cleared, I started shadowboxing. My girlfriend noted the rest of the time I’ve been “wringing my hands like a wife waiting for her husband to return from sea.”

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 11h

YES YES YES

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 1d

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1d

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scary,_...

Scary, West Virginia - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 3d

Baseball is a fun time

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 3d

For about five seconds, I did extra work. One time on set between takes, a seasoned extra said to me "We are all but shadows."

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 6d

do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.

Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 4d

Going to fix my baseball hangover with more baseball. Hair of the dog

Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 5d

I'm gonna be up soon

Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 5d

Need an emergency stat holiday

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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 5d

This game is like a tariff against the eastern half of Canada’s economy tomorrow.

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 5d

a woman in a tank top with comedy central on the bottom right

ALT: a woman in a tank top with comedy central on the bottom right

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 5d

I should be in bed

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 5d

Updated The Hockey Sweater

Illustration from The Hockey Sweater of the mom presenting her Habs-loving son with a Maple Leafs jersey. The son is on the floor in horror.

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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 5d

Another egregious use of the notwithstanding clause. The right wing populist governments in this country are a scourge.

Courtney Theriault @ctheriault.bsky.social · 5d

"The bill also includes penalties of up to $500 per day for teachers as well as organizations that disobey the back-to-work order."

edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...

Alberta introduces back-to-work legislation, imposes new contract to end teachers strike

The Alberta government is ordering thousands of striking teachers back to work and imposing a four-year collective contract.

edmontonjournal.com

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Yellow Dot Studios @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social · 5d

Exxon says it can't reveal how much pollution it makes because doing so would force it to “serve as a mouthpiece for ideas with which it disagrees.”

Which is just the "homework is against my religion" excuse, if the student saying it killed 8 million people a year.

Exxon sues California over climate laws, alleging free speech violations

Oil firm asks court to block enforcement of laws that would require disclosure of planet-heating carbon emissions

www.theguardian.com

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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 6d

PSA: Ontario is opening COVID and flu shots to the general public starting tomorrow

COVID-19 pharmacy vaccine locations

Find your closest pharmacy to get a COVID-19 vaccine.

www.ontario.ca

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Nathan Whitlock @nathanwhitlock.bsky.social · 6d

Thought I'd found the coolest Halloween decoration ever in east-end Hamilton.

Turns out, it's just very cool foliage.

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Adam Radwanski @aradwanski.bsky.social · 7d

I’m in standing room at @torontobluejays.bsky.social , behind accessible seating, where a kid/teen in a wheelchair is distraught because he can’t see anything with everyone standing up. If anyone happens to be in a box or something with extra seats, this is your chance to do a good deed.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 10d

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

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Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 8d

The score is now my birthday

Lucy @lucycappiello.bsky.social · 8d

WELL THEN