Nick 🐑
@lovedhands.bsky.social
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He/him. Pirate situationist (writer + artist). The local Stede guy. Transsexual fetish-oriented pervert. 🏴‍☠️🔞🕊🪦 PFP by StarryRedCat
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Posted something similar to this but heeyy! Giiive me pairing requests pleeease! 🥺
Day 1: Cold Weather / Formal Clothes
Day 2: On an Airplane / While Drunk
Day 3: Sports / Too Shy to Speak Up
Day 4: During Sex / Holding Contest
Day 5: In Class / Long Line
Day 6: Peeing Into a Small Bottle / Frightened
Day 7: In Bed / Injury Recovery
Day 8: Humiliation / Kink Discovery
Day 9: New Record / Tied Up
Day 10: Feverish / On Stage
Day 11: Road Trip / Crying
Day 12: Bladder Control / Roleplay
Day 13: Camping / Swimming
Day 14: Pain / Aftercare
Day 15: Nightmares / Hospitals
Day 16: Distracted by Work / Lost
Day 17: Trapped in an Elevator / Out of Order
Day 18: Pet Play / Filming
Day 19: Rain Storm / Assisted Peeing
Day 20: Caught During / Loud
Day 21: Forced Wetting / Bath
Day 22: BDSM / on a Date
Day 23: At a Party / Tickling
Day 24: Scent Kink / Rapid Desperation
Day 25: Age Play / Gagged
Day 26: On a Phone Call / Wardrobe Malfunction
Day 27: Oblivious / Drinking Game
Day 28: Voyeur / Accidental Stimulation
Day 29: Body Swap / Golden Shower
Day 30: Author's Choice!

Alternate Prompts: Paruresis, Locked out, in Public, Padded, Masturbation, First Time, Band AU, Teasing
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Writing a Beverly Hills Chihuahua OFMD AU /hj
What a beautiful view! I'm jealous
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More people into pee NOW
Aww he gets hit in the bladder and it all comes gushing out :-(
Naturally I'd prefer gay male Stede, but also be free
Sports... I'm thinking camp AU ☺️
I NEED STEDE BONNET TO WET THE BED
Trending picture of a werewolf tearing through its clothes and howling while some corvidae fly in the background.
Might write something evil for day three IDK
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happy CNC day!! @lovedhands.bsky.social and i wrote something for out boytoy AU - but it’s a little different than what you may expect :))

#ofmdkinktober25
home invasion 
florence_after_midnight, lovedhands
Summary:
As he turns toward the door, though, a shadow moves in the corner of his eye.
Stupidly, he freezes, his cane falling from his hand as the intruder skulks behind him and presses something cold against Izzy's throat. Izzy recognizes it as a steak knife from his very own fucking kitchen. Fucker couldn't have even brought his own weapon.
Pathetic.
"What the fuck do you want?" he hisses.
The intruder chuckles, a low rumbling sound that Izzy could recognize in a din of applause and cheers. "Relax, Iz. I'm just here to have a little fun." Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
Characters:
Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sub Israel Hands, Surprises, Intruder roleplay, Consensual Non-Consent, Hair-pulling, Bondage, Flogging, Cutting, Masochist Israel Hands, Sadist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Vaginal Fingering, PIV Sex, Choking, Breathplay, Crying Israel Hands, Post-Coital Cuddling, Mentioned Stede Bonnet, Boot Worship, Leather, Knifeplay Language:
English
Series:
- Previous Work • Part 6 of florence does ofmd kinktober 2025, - Previous Work • Part 4 of OFMD Kinktober 2025, < Previous Work • Part 2 of blackbeard & basilica's boytoy • Next Work → Collections:
OFMD Kinktober 2025
Edstede nation please read my genuinely normal plane pee edstede fanfiction archiveofourown.org/works/72495046
scared to touch ground
lovedhands
Summary:
“Everything okay over there?” Ed asks, though he doesn’t turn around, so how he knows that Stede’s in a state is a mystery.

“Yes,” Stede croaks, his voice betraying him. “I’m just fine.”

“It’s normal to be scared of landing,” Ed says.

On a private flight across the globe, Stede can't stick the landing.

Notes:
Written for Omovember 2025 with prompts on a plane and while drunk.
Someone commented on my Shakespeare smut, day made
It's simple really. I see age gap yaoi, I make it T4T
Apparently that pairing has nine fics. Nine. Damn
I already have an almost-finished OFMD fic for day two but "While Drunk" is sooo Falstaff/Hal
Who will write the T4T Falstaff/Hal pee fanfiction of my dreams
Shakespeare class got me feeling Strange
Who will write the T4T Falstaff/Hal pee fanfiction of my dreams