Louis Kersten
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Louis Kersten
@louisvk.bsky.social
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Disturbingly domesticated former NYer living on the outskirts of the Chicago metro area. Mildly allergic to jukebox musicals. Your Merman may vary.
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I'm assuming the silver cases have "Fentanyl Do Not Tell Trump" written on them
Is she still the sheriff?
Compared to a potted plant, maybe.
Leavitt: The president is in incredibly good shape and I think that's evidenced here every single day
Do endorsements lead to fewer votes? Let's find out.
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
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Still feels like Trump literally demolishing the White House is lazy writing and way too on the nose, even for a metaphor.
I have met my weekly outrage allowance and will blithely ignore everything until Monday.
Coke if by land
Fentanyl if by sea
I'm adding more ice cream to the grocery order.
This from someone whose party leader looks like he's auditioning for a Willy Wonka remake on a daily basis.
I think I went on a date with him once.i should have known it wasn't going to work out when he got another guy's phone number while we were at dinner.
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United States, Social Security Death Index
Looky here, AI has invented random number generation.
We've never had anything like this before.
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I watched too much Schoolhouse Rock for this
A good day to remember that Dumont wasn't a clueless foil to Groucho Marx (from Wikipedia):
I'm sorry Ron Paul never hugged his son.
Seven, but it took me a minute.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I refuse to accept that I am the only person whose visceral response to seeing Mike Johnson is to want to slap his face.
Hard.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
Big "I'm rubber, you're glue" vibes from the Speaker this morning.
Perhaps the show should have been retitled "Checkers."
Wrong; Trump is the catalyst exposing the rot that already exists.
I'm stealing "your personal Suez Canal." For personal reasons.
I dreamed last night that I watched three cops tackle and arrest a giant inflatable penis.
Weird.
David Attenborough looks damn good for his age.