Mods are asleep post brassicas

I chase after you, swinging the mallet wildly as it continues to squeak in the air

Rubber mallets' your face with an obscene SQUEAK sfx

mary-ext.github.io/skeetgen/
Reposting this for no particular reason

Amazing

Would anyone want to see the handwritten angsty Simpsons fanfic I wrote in 6th grade? No? Well, here it is anyway

Jailed for quoting Taken at you because you posted cringe smh

the rule changes are frustrating as hell. and i’m not going to stop writing noncon—I have consented to write it, if you click on it to read it even despite its warnings, YOU are consenting to read it, and fictional characters aren’t real.

I would threaten to use the Very Big Hammer, but my main got suspended for threatening homicide over the big bang theory joke awhile back sooooooo

The bulk of my activity will be on mastodon for now, with tumblr and pillowfort on the side as usual
mastodon.social/@loudestklax...
All links are on my strawpage, of course, as is my discord contact (state who you are though)

This is a backup profile just so if my main one gets hit again, the links to my other socials will remain here through my strawpage
loudestklaxons.straw.page
Fuck you, bluesky
#kxposts #kxstuff