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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · 23d

#Yumeshipping #PromptoArgentum #FinalFantasyXV #FFXV

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · 29d

Opening up full body commissions. For $45
Trying to get $90 for something

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 17

My latest picture of Blake #OC

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 17

been avoiding the news. I just checked it and apparently a guy from Fox News said we should euthanize mentally ill homeless people???????? WTF. This MF gets to keep his job but if someone so much as LIKES a post talking negatively about a dead white supremacist they get fired.
America is fucked.

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Spike R. Monster @spikermonster.bsky.social · Sep 15

shared at my secret club a couple of weeks ago: this victorian dress that i thought was green and white pinstripes at first, but theyre actually pastel green and pink?! anyway i beetlejuiced it up.

#beetlejuice #beetlejuicetheanimatedseries #lydiadeetz

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Anonymous Puzzler is on Bluesky now @anonymouspuzzler.bsky.social · Sep 14

Those thoughts of past lovers, they'll always haunt me
I wish I could believe you'd never wrong me
Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you?
(OC) #villaincodedcomic

A color illustration of Puzz's character Davey, a middle-aged Black man with a lanky build. He has big eyes with long lashes, large ears, a tooth gap, a thin mustache, thick eyebrows, and long natural hair in a ponytail.

The illustration appears to be two pictures of him layered on top of each other, with the top image torn in various places to reveal the image beneath; he is in an identical pose in both images, seen walking from above, looking up at the viewer. In the top image, he is dressed casually in a blue tank top and dark shorts, looking up at the viewer with a warm smile. The background is bright and warm, appearing to be a blurry grassy field and blue sky. In the image underneath - revealed via tears over his left eye and much of the right side of his body - he is in the dark, wearing overalls with a brown leather toolbelt, brown leather boots, a red leather pilot helmet with round orange goggles, behind which his eye can barely be seen looking up with a haunted expression. His right arm is missing and replaced with a massive prosthetic made of repurposed junk, including a large blender, toaster, and large metal tube vents.

Floating around Davey and over the tears are various black-and-white photographs, which appear to be him with friends and family at various stages of his life. In every single one, his eyes have been scribbled over roughly with a black pen or pencil, obscuring them entirely.

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 10

I will do my best to remain hopeful that animal crossing will get announced

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 10

I see a penis

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 10

"Someone will find your bones thousands of years in the future and they'll say it's a female skeleton." You think I'll care by then? I'll be fucking DEAD.

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 10

Doing ONE slot of this YCH for half off!!!!! Since the original price is $10 that would only be $5

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 8

You said sexless and my asexual nonbinary brain was like genderless? They're all genderless? Then realized that sex is a thing people have with each other.

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Sep 2

Idea for banter between OCs (haven't decided which ones yet)
Person 1: "On a scale of one to one how much do you like me?"
Person 2: "Zero"

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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · Aug 31

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Aug 28

Dwink fwom the bwita
#Brita
Stupid Brita ad does not leave my mind

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Aug 27

Absolutely losing my fucking mind over this stupid ad I saw on tiktok where this girl has like, magnets of SpongeBob characters with their asschees out and she picks up plankton and says "look at Squidward he's so little"

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Ritz Bitz @ritzbitz.bsky.social · Aug 26

An abortion clinic with the slogan "don't kid yourself"

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Aug 16

Me and my best friend are having the most unhinged conversation right now

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Aug 15

#OC #OriginalCharacter #Incubus #Succubus

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Jul 31

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Jul 27

I have this YCH open. It's $10

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Anonymous Puzzler is on Bluesky now @anonymouspuzzler.bsky.social · Jul 26

updated my kofi goal cause i got quoted some crazy out of pocket costs for dental work! (WITH insurance!! the world is so crasy...) I'm gonna work towards saving up for that long-term rather than the month-to-month cost of living goal i've been doin'. both stream tips + doodle requests contribute!!

Anonymous Puzzler is on Bluesky now @anonymouspuzzler.bsky.social · Jun 7

HELLO EVERY, i'm pushin' small style ko-fi doodles again! for nine usd dollars or more you can request a little thank you drawing AND be supporting da work i do! more detailed terms for the doodles in thread below as well

KO-FI LINK!!! ko-fi.com/anonymouspuz...

A black-and-white digital ink drawing of Puzz, wearing a long-sleeve shirt and overalls, posing in a lunge with two V-sign hand gestures and a pained grimace of a smile. Text reads: Anonymous Puzzler's "BOY, THE COST OF LIVING CRISIS, HUH??" KO-FI COMMISSIONS!!! only $9 USD!
OK! OCs, furries, suggestive
NO! NSFW, bigot shit, overdetailed
No sketch, no edit, no deadline
Taken + done at my discretion
NO AI NO NFT ALL ELSE ALLOW

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Jul 24

because apparently there's only one in each pond. and you need all four of them. And there's no way to get more cloud minnows while that quest is active.

great game design, truly.

Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Jul 24

waiting for Singularity Six to delete my character in palia (because you can't just do it yourself for some reason) because I softlocked the game. Apparently you can't cook or sell the cloud minnows you catch in the sky temple or else you softlock the it takes a village quest.

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Dango @longdistancesalami.bsky.social · Jul 22

Damn it. Somebody bought Jhonny

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Matt Czap @Philly Zine Fest Nov 1st @mattczap.bsky.social · Jul 8

1 - people at a backyard party, a person is holding a cake "Thanks to everyone for coming to my gender concealment party!"
2 - The cake starts the expand
3 - The cake envelopes the person
4 - The cake has completely covered and hardened on the person "It's none of your business"

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