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Longbottle

@longbottle.bsky.social

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Dolphins, sci-fi, humor, insanity, techno-lust, atheism, music, ponies, gadgets, diesel cars and cats. Not necessarily in that order. Twitter Refugee.

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 12h

Guinan, from television's "The Next Generation" series is pictured. She's on Ten Forward and looks amused. She's wearing a green and purple robe outfit and a tall hat that that wraps around the head and then forms a shape above, it's hard to describe. You know those big ships on the ocean that have that dolphin nose shaped kind of deal that protrudes out in front but under the surface and you'd never know they were there except you saw a video once of a shipping yard where they put the boat in and thought "wow, it's interesting to see what the underside looks like"? Her hat kind of looks like that protuberance, but also not really. Anyways, she's wearing a cool shaped hat. Closed caption reads, "Frankenstein was his name."

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 1d

Great job, everyone, we did it again

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

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Robert Atkins @ratkins.net · 19h

The side-eye/approving eye meme, with “Weird Al music”/“Weird AI music”

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Diane Ademu-John @junkyardmessiah.bsky.social · 2d

No one is more affected than Weird Al Yankovic

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @warnock.senate.gov · 1d

It’s a sad day when a judge has to order the President of the United States to feed vulnerable families and hungry children with funds already designated for that very purpose.

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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 1d

www.bbc.com/news/article...

US judges say Trump administration must keep paying Snap food benefits during US shutdown

In two separate rulings, US judges said the plan to cut off Snap food benefits for millions of Americans is likely unlawful.

www.bbc.com

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 8h

Since when has this administration abided by any judicial ruling? That's what worries me...

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 1d

are klingon halloween costumes racist

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 9h

So, after this, I don't think I'm going to be buying Hush Puppies ever again...

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 1d

only king sized bars at the tingle household

RaniTheCyborg @ranithecyborg.bsky.social · 1d

So I love listening to @chucktingle.bsky.social 's Patreon podcast, and in one of his latest ones he spoke about "being the house that gives out the big candy bars", and so this Halloween I really took it to heart & gave out Halloween goody bags. I've never seen so many excited kids!

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 9h

So, yesterday I'm going to a wedding. And my dress shoes? The rubber of the heels is disintegrating as I walk.

Ended up wearing flip flops.

Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 10h

Dude, you look *so fucking cool*

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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 26d

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 10h

So, this happened yesterday. And the post is *still* getting likes and boosted.

Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 11h

Perfect self-contained example!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Netflix Introduces New 'Browse Endlessly' Plan

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 2d

I love my idiot child so much!

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 2d

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Sharties

Quotation Marks 🔜FurTheMore @quotationmarks.bsky.social · 3d

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Necro wafers

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 3d

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Slickers

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 2d

I love this weirdo.

Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 2d

Ronnie tells me her period started today. So, she'll be bleeding on Halloween.

I immediately asked "can I be a vampire for Halloween?!"

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⚡ 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄 🐊✨ @squeedge.monster · 2d

I hate to bring this up again but I’m still trying to recoup the expenses from this, please consider boosting/donating
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⚡ 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄 🐊✨ @squeedge.monster · Aug 14

❤️🚑 Unagi's Medical Fundraiser 🐈‍❤️

The total cost of Unagi's stay in the ER was $6078.03 and at the insistence of friends I have made a GFM to help out as well:
www.gofundme.com/f/unagis-eme...

thank you so much to those who have helped/shared thus far ;; 💖 it means so much

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Longbottle @longbottle.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit, my favorite bad movie!

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 2d

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

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WIRED @wired.com · 2d

Your kids are only kids for so long, but love and Lego sets last forever. Here are our top picks for the Lego fan in your life. www.wired.com/gallery/gift...

Everyone Loves Lego! Here Are the Top Sets, Stocking Stuffers, and Games for Every Lego Fan

Your kids are only kids for so long, but love and Lego sets last forever. Here are our top picks for the Lego fan in your life.

www.wired.com

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