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zombie lolololohshit
@lolololohshit.bsky.social
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she/her | 27 | 🩷💜💙 | INTJ | Scorpio zelda’s biggest fan 🧝‍♀️ zombie enthusiast 🧟‍♀️ medieval art connaisseur 👹 single mom of cat daughter 🤰🐈‍⬛
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 3h
big spoon this. little spoon that. i want to cuddle butt to butt. NORMALIZE BOOTY CUDDLES
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 8h
not any off the top of my head sorry🥲
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 9h
heavy metal (im so serious. its really soothing)
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10h
and honestly makes sense exactly like this bc maddie and chim took their time to get together and it worked out beautifully. but ravi has survived cancer so i he wouldnt want them to waste time they could be together. and also he is sick of them.
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10h
maddie: *drops subtle hint about their feelings for each other*
ravi: *very loudly drops obvious hints*

ravi: *locks buddie in a room together*
maddie: *lets them out immediately*
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10h
and maddie wants them to figure it out of their own but ravi wants to force them together (bc he is sick of them) so they are constantly sabotaging each other’s schemes and nothing gets done
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 10h
the idea that everyone is blind to buck’s love for eddie except maddie and ravi is actually so much more intriguing to me than everyone knowing
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 17h
me and my vibe but im not doing a face reveal sorry
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
cocky men are such a turn off. like you can be the hottest man on earth but act like you know it and i have instantly gotten the ick.
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
my favorite thing about hinge is getting to swip through and yell “BALD BALD BALD🫵” every time i see a bald man
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
quick someone provide me with a drawing of captains flint and vane kissing ITS IMPORTANT
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
yall what if im ugly😔💔
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
why tf would i be family oriented? my family sucks. im not orientating around those losers. with the exception of my sisters they’re lucky to still be in contact with me at all.
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
bummys try not to act like bums: mission impossible
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
whats happening? is it the bummys again?
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 1d
BOBBY ALIVE PROOF!
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 3d
when i watched black sails the first time i didnt end up getting past s1 AND I KNEW CAPTAIN FLINT GAVE BI BADDIE VIBES BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS CANON IM LITERALLY SHAKING IN JOY. LIKE UGH THEY INVENTED THRUPLES SO BEAUTIFUL.
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 3d
why would it enter his shoulder and exit his thigh? that doesnt even make sense much less the fact that its hitting him instead of the surrounding tall buildings. when buck was hit i was willing to look past because he was on a raised ladder wtf is this
cherishingstydia.bsky.social Spooky bri 👻 @cherishingstydia.bsky.social · 3d
How is this a real scene they actually used 🤣
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 3d
buddie better watch out. clipbuck is the new ship in town
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 3d
buck not getting stabbed in the face bc he stopped it with a clipboard was so iconic actually
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 3d
starz shows never fucking missed an opening. black sails and outlander to this day have never been outdone and yes im including game of thrones
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 4d
i need billy bones from black sails BAD BAD BAD HE MUST BE MINE
me lick the pickle
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 4d
maybe im old school but i think male omegas should have butt babies THE WAY THE FANFIC GODS INTENDED
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 5d
yall dont get superbat like i do because if you did you would make hanahaki fics of them for me where bruce (AND YES I WOULD PREFER BRUCE) gets it bc he is so sickeningly in love with clark and would die for him rather than burden him with his love BUT YOU DONT GET ME BC I CANT FIND ANY
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zombie lolololohshit @lolololohshit.bsky.social · 5d
ANTICI…
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