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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · Aug 11

gotta feel so good to be a lizard lying in the sun

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 5h

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 5h

Can you not dedicate your life to bigger rabbis now?

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 6h

If I was Danni from hocus pocus I would have dedicated my life to learning magic after that night

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 6h

Pitbull stopped releasing new music and people stopped dancing at the clubs, coincidence? I think not

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 7h

Jotting things down

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 7h

True, but like who doesn’t like a nice thigh

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 7h

No, I’d rather be human over vampire but if I was a vampire it’s where I’d bite people

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 7h

This what I would do!!

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 8h

Why do vampires always bite the neck and not a nice hairy thigh like the femoral artery is right there

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14h

raw is law

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14h

be nice to photographers because they have raw files of you at your worst angles

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14h

the neckussy

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14h

people don’t like you, this was the best way they thought to mock you without getting sued

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 14h

“What are they doing and why?”Donald you’re just ugly

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 15h

Donald Trump says his TIME Magazine cover may be the “worst picture of all time”:

“They "disappeared" my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!”

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 18h

We’re making it mama

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 18h

Crispy. Creamy. Crunchy. And always YAAAS!!!

SMIZE and dream website screenshot of what appear to be ice cream or cake balls in varryflsvors with the words:
We're in Australia, Mate!
Chewy. Gooey.
Crispy. Creamy.
Crunchy.
And always YAAAS!!!

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 18h

I JUST learned what Tyra banks is up to in Australia #psychic

ice cream, but make it mama

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 6d

hey just wondering what you’re up to? Me? I’m smizing

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 18h

Lucy’s tend to be !!

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 19h

there’s a darkness in that Charlie Brown

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 1d

Vertical

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 1d

Omg love a butternut squash ravioli!!!

localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 1d

Like wdym I can only the right side of your body!!

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 1d

Can I bake you into a cookie

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 1d

Potatoes in some form and I hope you feel better 🫂

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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 1d

when a married man says they’re all
mine as if half their body isn’t owned by their spouse smh

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