Weird how he funded the whale 🐳 research... But not this one.

Because there are female bats🦇. #DEI

If that's what Miller is dealing with, what is he doing?

Okay? 🐢 Okay!? Whyyyyyy😭

Put your democracy up for sale and you end up getting owned.

Why not add batteries 🔋?

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

Stefan would have been a way better engineer than Steve Urkel.

F*ck Trump.

What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯

Unfortunately, that did not do it for us.

Essentially, we assumed there was no nobility.

I thought at least Hitler would beat him ... But maybe I don't know. Because Hitler managed to take over in one fell swoop. That didn't require him to answer to a whole lot of courts making determinations against him.

So he wouldn't have had to ignore them. Making him less of a criminal.

Yep, the big-a$$ed hams are going to reduce in number, and increase in size 🐘.

Surely Bari Weiss will make sure this is hard-hitting 🙄

#RIPCBS

Well, he always gets an A on his IQ test, what do you expect!?? 😂

Holy 🐮🐮, #TruckFump.

Don't worry, I'm sure 😀 Trump will stop doing that 🤬.

No, it does not have a free press. The ppl sent to report on the Pentagon actions are well-placed minions 🤬.

Tell me about it.

Wow 🤯 what you need when ppl are starving is totally amazing 🤩! I'd exchange my green-painted toilet 🚽 for a white marble one any day 🌞.

Oh, wait... You mean that would even take an hour of my time ⏳? No.

True, but Trump is actually completely disconnected from reality by now. No idea what country he will invade next. It is called dementia. He has the nuclear codes 😨.

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No, the second objection is not reasonable ... Because a bad joke won Trump the presidency, now the Dems need to get centrist!? I don't think so!
And that joke has stopped working. Ppl are now abandoning Republican candidates for it. It is worth nothing.

We are now 'subtropical'? I thought that changed the latitude lines. Wow 😳!

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