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Coincidence?
Pause watching the Omen
Put on gloves
Paint words on a “canvas”
Take gloves off
Find streak of red leading to no cut.
Timing and location match a SpaceX, last check no explosion:)
Unfortunately, was prob just a satellite launch
I was just trying to take out the trash when the More You Know thingy flew over my head
I’m never searching for or buying a bra online again. It may take the rest of my life for these ads and posts to stop but I’m going to try
2015 job interview: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Figuring out if an inflatable pink flamingo can support a pair of taco glasses when the poorly placed blower is half pressed into an ass cheek. #HalloweenMusicFestival
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What I wouldn’t give for a smoke alarm whose battery won’t die between the hours of 3:30AM to 5:30AM
Part 2: other tips
1) if the dog is scared, you should be too
2) if you heard something, no you didn’t
3) if you smell something, no you didn’t
4) if you think a doll, clown, or other toy moved, it did
5) never let TV play snow
** if any of 1-5, move, hire an exorcist
#HauntedHouse #ScaryMovie
After a week of scary movie observation based research, I feel a duty to report early findings. To all those living in parts of the world where homes have basements, do not, under any circumstance, open a wall or door that leads to a secret room. Go ahead and just move out.
#Halloween #Spooky
Been listening in to BBC past couple days as only TV news. Waiting for the other shoe b/c they are talking about him and genius diplomacy and international relationships in a way that has never been close to reality or discussed. Feel like I’m not getting the whole story
Why do elected leaders respond to phone messages or letters to addresses/emails that aren’t connected with how you reached out. Are they a) stupid, b) trying to intimidate c) letting IT at work know I called my congressman d) only care about the corporate ties you may have E) 11
Went outside around 3:33 this morning because the window light was reading sunrise.

When the smoke alarm battery started to chirp at 5:11, the sun had already set.

Turned the smoke alarm over to pop the battery. 67 dead baby termites came from the pepper shaker. Wood, foam and parts all tick
Trying to think of useful forms or checklists. Chores, annual home maintenance stuff, phone tree??
Any ideas??
Accidentally replicated CT contrast berry flavor. Splash of ice black raspberry in water. Don’t have the texture yet, but with a little luck, yogurt smoothies with get me across the finish line. 🤢
Whomever came up with the computing noise WOPR makes in War Games, please know you’re a genius. It only took until my 20th viewing this morning to realize 1) it triggered anxiety 2) it wasn’t just because the movie, the pitch and tempo are perfect. It’s like a generic machine buzz but w/ variations
Got the email from FB settlement and thought it was a scam. Just looked it up to verify the scam. Apparently it’s real. Huh. Maybe someday I’ll figure out how to recover my business and personal accounts. Probably not.
@lastword.msnbc.com yall spent a lot of time describing H & D mansplaining to men. Generalsplaining? Militarysplaining? IDK. 😶‍🌫️😂
Finding rainbows in the rain on a Monday morning