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LittlePet is prolly playing Satisfactory
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Born 1985. Some autism, heteroflexible, he/they, demi. https://tellonym.me/magiclittlething/askme Sub with switch moments. Often NSFW. Poly, pretty saturated. I believe all our problems go back to any/all capitalism, patriarchy, or white supremacy.
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🧡 "A Dangled Treat"

Our hero tries -- yet fails -- to get a photo of his lover's new pedicure color.

CW -- feet, teasing, taunting, mild abstract cuck themes, ultimate disappointment, polyamory
"I'm sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

Why. What fucking oracle told you that? What ritual are you practicing.
Oh mah gawd. I have ice cream over in yonder fridge
F-14s are sexy and so fucking dramatic. Like bringing a flame thrower to a knife fight
Top Gun is just aircraft carrier porn but i need it.

Me: i love how Picard puts his ship at risk rather than appear to be violent to a strange being

Also me: the opening sequence in Top Gun, about flinging death machines into the air, is pornographic
Also. Playing with myself sounds fucking aMaZiNg but like some kind of bamboozled fiend, i signed up to keep my dick in a cage this month.

Alas.
We are going to say it's microwave safe because yours truly is starting to feel munchie as hell and with the week I'm having not eating will cause a shitton of problems long before cancer can be one
"Is this bowl microwave safe or did i just cook my chicken tikka masala in carcinogens" feels like one of my more distinguished high thoughts.
It feels like a deep fried oreo might heal my spiritual wounds.
What if Jesus was actually some breed of bandicoot?
The next dude who fetishizes cage size is gonna get slapped with a fish.

The goal is a cage that fits well enough for continuous wear. Not, ahem, as small as possible.
Brought to you by recognizing a formula i punched into a spreadsheet while "gaming" yesterday.
"We're never going to use algebra outside this class"

"Well okay. You just hit the oil processing phase of Satisfactory. Your buildings now can have a liquid and solid input, each at diff rates. They output a desired product and waste product, both at diff rates. How do you get a desired amount?"
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lrt jokes aside star trek was like.. the source of "positive male role models" outside of, like, mr. rogers for kid me.
Y'all it was so unwise of me to scroll reddit while locked away
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Reading Rainbow episode 3 is live now on KidZuko on YouTube! πŸŒˆπŸŽ‰πŸ“š

Let's read "More Than Peach" by Bellen Woodard, who was just 9 years old when she wrote this inspiring story celebrating every beautiful shade of who we are βœ¨πŸ’–πŸ˜Š

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More Than Peach πŸ‘πŸŽ¨ | Reading Rainbow πŸ“– 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko
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I have an idea for a tease/censored porn thing where it stimulates being on a dialup connection. Pages taking ages to load, having to refresh, pictures loading line by line, videos loading agonisingly slowly and then stopping to buffer after half a second...
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Student 1: Did you see the aid for that one kid, in 3rd bell?

Student 2: Yeah! She totally lifted a cheek and farted so loud! The whole class heard!

S1: I couldn’t stop laughing! And, she was really old.

(Both at me)

S2: Like, older than you. Like β€œwrinkles-old”!

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