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Lisa's Muffins

@lisasmuffins.bsky.social

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Dabbles in philosophy, has dabbled in physics. Baker and allotmenteer, Cyclopath and Trans Virago BAs Physics, PPE MA Philosophy, academic imposter Oxford and Open Photos of baking and plants My books https://www.librarything.com/catalog/philosimp

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · Nov 11

Looking on the bright side now that the US has voted stupid we can admit analytic philosophy is a pile of shite fit only for Americans.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 1h

Now you have destroyed my comforting illusions about nuns

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 1h

Resolving to only shake hands with nuns

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 1h

If my local supermarket can include tomatoes in their free vegetable offer then I can include grass.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 1h

See other items in the thread where I conclude beef is a vegetable

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 2h

I have been known to remove racist rags and bin them.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 2h

They should go round their local area ripping England flags off lampposts.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 2h

I've reported it absent from Yorkshire.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 2h

Tbh a beefburger is a vegetable because it's mostly grass.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 3h

I think the health Nazis don't know what a vegetable is.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 3h

It's a more sticky on the lint brush job and hours of dark mutterings

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 3h

I would punish the laundry goblin for this but I am the laundry goblin.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 3h

Devastated to learn fruit cake doesn't count as my five a day even though it contains loads of different fruits

Raisins, sultanas, cranberries, apricots, prunes, dates, figs, and more.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 4h

Found the missing tissue all over the load of black laundry I've just taken out of the washing machine.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 5h

Guy does realise the first rule of safeguarding is "lock Glinner up" doesn't he?

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 5h

It's like they have a death wish

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 6h

Be Jesse Singal

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 6h

Non-US rights to distribute the Cybertruck

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 6h

It should say "Last president of the United States"

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 12h

You're the vice president of the us

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 12h

Not ideal when defending a streak of 52, but I made it 53

Wordle 1,579 6/6*

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 12h

Massive lawsuits all round if he does.

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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 17h

Ps I meant graduates that matter, that is physics graduates

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 17h

That's mental as most UK graduates don't have A level English.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 17h

Depends on the shop. I've had some truly horrific chips in my life.

Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social · 17h

I will check my bolts before riding home tonight.

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