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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Columbus Day. To celebrate, I broke into some family’s home, kicked them out, ransacked the place, then moved my own extended family into the house I discovered :))

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 2d

(Punching someone in the face repeatedly) “I feel like you’re mad at me for some reason.” (Stabbing their mom and burning their house down) “it’s because of the democrats, isn’t it?”

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 3d

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 4d

“We’re not mad at him because he’s Latino, we’re mad at him because he was (checks notes) sitting in a chair”

They’re mad at him for existing in public. Just overt Nazism at this point

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 6d

Love it. Anyone who kills wildlife for fun belongs on some sort of watchlist. Trustworthy people don’t enjoy taking lives

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 8d

Famous last words 😭

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 11d

That’s a textbook symptom of being on the Epstein list.

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 13d

Jellyfish are invertebrates with no circulatory or nervous systems. Somehow they still have more spine, heart and brains than the whole of MAGA combined 😊

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 13d

What a mean thing to say! Jellyfish don’t deserve that kind of slander 😤

a jellyfish with purple tentacles is swimming in the water

ALT: a jellyfish with purple tentacles is swimming in the water

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 16d

Artwork by yours truly 🐸

A drawing of two frogs partially submerged in a pot of water. One states, “I feel like it’s getting hotter in here”. The other states, “no politics please, this pot is divided enough”.

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 17d

I can’t wait for these pigs to stand trail and say they were “just following orders”.

Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 21d

a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theater and one of them is yawning

ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a theater and one of them is yawning

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 21d

Autism isn’t something you “have” like a disease or injury. It’s something you ARE, like your eye color or height.

Next time you hear RFK Jr. speak, replace “autism” with “brown eyes” and see how it sounds. The only way to “cure autism” is to eradicate autistic people. Our lives are worth living.

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 21d

Everyone watching it like:

a bald man covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone

ALT: a bald man covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 21d

“Your countries are going to hell. Anyway Nobel Peace Prize WHEN??” 🤦🏻

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TheSnarkTank @thesnarktank.bsky.social · 25d

Star Wars - Antifa since 1977.
#FuckDisney

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 27d

This is Jimmy Kimmel’s post from the day Kirk was murdered. This is who they’re shutting down for “posthumously smearing” him.

Fucking scary

Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · Sep 10

Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 27d

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 28d

Gen Z here. I regale my beloved in terms much alike to these most often, for such is the parlance of my noble creed. I warrant thou hast misjudge’d us. It giveth delulu indeed. I beseech thee, take thine L and cease thine capping, posthaste 😌

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · 28d

“No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.” -Assata Shakur.

Our government knows exactly what its priorities are. I don’t think education in the US is this shitty by accident :(

Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · Sep 14

Let’s use the laptop to stop his parents from meeting next 👍

Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · Sep 12

I for one enjoy hearing old white people discuss online slang. It’s funny in an endearingly pathetic kinda way.

Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · Sep 12

Peggy

three women in dresses are holding hands on a stage and one of them says and peggy !

ALT: three women in dresses are holding hands on a stage and one of them says and peggy !

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Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · Sep 12

New conspiracy theory— once you exceed a certain level of evil, you become part of a hive-mind. Trump, Netanyahu and Putin can communicate telepathically. Their mothership is the devil itself

Leftist Lotl @liberallotl.bsky.social · Sep 12

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