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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

I’m way too old for that 🤣

Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

🥵🥵

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

I might need a proper big school paddle one day 🙈

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

THREE??? I got TWELVE this morning cause he said ‘well I guess it can be the same as a caning’ 🥲 I’m SO SORE

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

UK…👀 (we’re in Cambridge!)

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

‘What’s the traditional number for a paddling’ he asked me today. I have no idea but this advising him on how many strokes to give me is going to continue to backfire on me

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

Sitting hurts. 🥵🥵

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

Two very sore cheeks 🙈

Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

You’d be amazing. I believe in you!!

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

It’s actually 80 day which is 22% so i was closer than he was but pointing that out might get my denial extended so I’m not saying a thing

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

I’m seriously so fucking horny it’s brought me back to this fucking app, so enjoy my increasingly desperate nonsensical thoughts for the next 2 and a half months

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

I was being helpful…! 🙈

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 1d

Just complained that if he really doesn’t let me cum until Christmas then I will have been denied for like 20% of the year and he said ‘3 months is 25%. And girls who can’t do maths don’t deserve to cum.’

This is what I get for marrying a scientist

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 2d

I think that combination is evil regardless of which order 🤣

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 2d

I’m so fucking horny and I think I actually believe him that he’s not going to let me cum till Christmas

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 2d

Husband, holding a cane: ‘I’m going to give you ten strokes.’
Me, an idiot: ‘you should do 12 really, it’s more traditional.’

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 2d

The outcome of this experiment is that I’m throwing our brush in the bin next time he’s not looking

Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 5d

Husband just asked me if I think it would hurt worse to get the hairbrush on a caned bottom or get caned on a hairbrushed bottom. These kind of science experiments never go well for me.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 5d

We never have better sex than in the second trimester 😂😂😂

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 5d

We ran out of lube and I forgot to order more and this morning he told me that every day we don’t have lube, he’s going to rub tiger balm all over my pussy.

Ordered it with next day delivery with my clit still burning 😭

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 5d

What does it say about me that I’m getting turned on by Stephen Fry in Celebrity Traitors. That man could do *anything* to me.

…Never mind I don’t think I want to know

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 5d

Husband just asked me if I think it would hurt worse to get the hairbrush on a caned bottom or get caned on a hairbrushed bottom. These kind of science experiments never go well for me.

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 5d

I haven’t been allowed to cum for two weeks and he keeps talking about not letting me again until Christmas 😭

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 10d

Our kink life goes in phases anyway and I’m sure we’ll have to pause use of the app at some point but for right now it’s amazing

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · 10d

We set up the Obedience app over the weekend and it’s helped so much, this is the daily D/s and enforcement of rules I’ve been missing so much. I’m so horny 🫠

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Leyana @leyana.bsky.social · Sep 21

Love that film

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